But before our regularly scheduled post:

I was at Wawa buying gas. I'd started squatting, and this lady was pulling her huge Global Warming Mobile out of the spot.

Some ass in a minivan swerves in, almost hits me, and takes the spot.

I made sure to honk at him and loudly state that he was an ass.

If the other pump hadn't opened up, I'd have gotten black on his ass.

Now onward to the regularly scheduled post.

I was pondering Walmart.

And how they don't have handbaskets, just large carts.

It's intriguing, they want you to spend all sortsa money there.

No small handbasket for you, no, you get the huge cart.

I've created a drinking rule: It only gets drank if it's >10%, or damn tasty.

And Walmart gets awesome points. I wanted some yogurt, and all of them had High Fructose Corn Syrup... except Walmart's. +10, megamart, +10.

I don't remember my other thought on Walmart.

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