Imagine a river flowing in 2 directions. No, make that 3. Yes, I am referring to the mighty River of Life, located in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

We have all traveled on the River of Life. Some traveled while naked, some while fully clothed. Many while both. Most while neither. The nature of one's clothiness is not of essence in this entry, so let's not digress any further.

Exactly 3 weeks ago , as one of you may know (exactly one more than the number of people who read this blog), I moved from my beloved dwelling of Los Angeles. After 5 arduous years of biking along the beach by day and partying in Hollywood among rising harlots who waste their hard earned waitress wages on cigarettes by night, I have departed from the West coast for the East coast. In exactly 3 weeks from tonight, I will be living in New York City.

Before then, I am stuck in a time before land... in a time called Optimus Time.

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» undisputed on 2011-07-19 02:26:42

u cycle to work??? that is so cool!!! i on the other hand sleep to work because i have a driver.
» renaye on 2011-07-19 02:55:46

Well, I'm jealous.
» randomjunk on 2011-07-19 03:32:12

whoa
we will share a time zone.
» middaymoon on 2011-07-19 08:29:44

Nice!
As you come to the East Coast, I am leaving. How sad. Why the change? New job?
» Zanzibar on 2011-07-19 09:27:17

I cycle to save lives.

I mostly work from home, so I'm moving to NYC for a change of pace.

Zanzi, where are you going?
» dave on 2011-07-19 01:08:31

"clothiness" - nice
I like this Optimus Time. Would watches that tell optimus time be able to transform into something inconspicuous?
» invisible on 2011-07-19 09:53:12

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