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Take My Music Compatibility Test word up! Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. Entertaining reads! full of BS. come on over the mountain dave Age. 41 Gender. Male Ethnicity. Chinese Location Valley Village, CA School. Cornell Univ » More info. The Story of My Life
Like a Rabbit Loves Its Hutch The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 3 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 2 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 1 of 2) Impossible is Nothing Twas once was lost, was once of cost Traveling down the River of Life The Challenge - Facts 51 to 100 of 100 The Challenge - Facts 1 to 50 of 100 Grand Openings She calls me from the cold I am a free, retired vagabond Two more down, I'm behind pace The Child Inside 2009 over, 2010 onward The Zoo of Hangzhou is... You know your cholesterol's high... The slaying of an eggplant A new chapter in my life: homelessness? How can she slap? 800B Payout What Can Happen May Happen Top 5 Bad Ass Guitar Solos of Youtube My New (Online) Addiction Intragnizence Irrefutable Proof that Dinosaurs Once Ruled the World The Most Delicious Destination in the World Let's Celebrate Celebrity Apprentice Of Ninjas, Scientific Research, and Mammalian Vegetation My 2nd Facebook App -- Perfect Match Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh '08 - The Year to Get Rich or Die Tryin' My 5 Most Anticipated Movies of '08 A Handy Helping Hand Back in Time for the Holidays Welcome to Egg City Have you tried the Ultimate CN Soup? The Impossible Defense Escape of the Thundercat Conspiracy, Death, & Interstellar Cohabitation From CA to PA Another Soul for Sale, Oh Well My First Vid MyNuMu Community | woe is mi Tuesday. 11.25.03 1:15 pm Yesterday night was unbelievably traumatizing. It still kinda creeps me out thinking about it, which makes it seem very odd that I will recount the entire experience here. Well, here it goes, be forewarned. My manager convinced me to pick up the last shift, telling me I'd get overtime pay. Ha! Turns out that bastard was joking. Anyway, it was around 2 pm, and some guy comes in. He shouts at me: "Give me all the money in the registers!" I was tired and bored, and confused him to be joking. "Would you like fries with that?" I sheepishly replied. "What? A wise guy, huh? you skinny little bitch!" He then took out his glock and shot me two times in the arm. Goddamn, that pain was immense. Instinctively, I reach below the counter to find that "red button." To my dismay, all I found was a butcher's knife. I pulled that baby out, and with one swift motion, cut off this hoodlum's arm. He then started screaming SOOOOOOO LOUD!! Seriously, it was really annoying. I mean, seriously, if you scream, I get the point that it hurts. Screaming any louder won't make a difference. He blasted two more shots at me, one striking my face and ripping my left cheek right off. Falling down, I threw the knife at his shooting arm. Damn, it was a nice throw; cut that trigger-happy hand right off. The paramedics took a while to come. They assessed my wounds and patched everything up in a few minutes. How? you wonder. Well, luckily (*har har*), my skin is made of Play-Doh. This is a very rare condition. However, the paramedics were knowledgable and very prepared, so they had a lot of Play-Doh in their bags. Anyway, the other guy died from blood loss. I guess the moral of this story is McDonald's doesn't put a smile on everyone's face. And oh yea, my manager was nice enough to take 20% off the Big Mac's for the paramedics. All content copyright by dave. Please do not reproduce, recycle, or regurgitate without the express written consent of the CTU. Rate this entry! 12 Comments. i sent da guy woah! sad truly sad neat story. o o_0 wow
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