It's true, it's true. An onion made me cry.*

I decided to splurge, so after an hour or two of internal debate, I finally bought the onion from the flea market.

I went home, sharpened by samurai sword and prayed to the Buddha of Sacred Sins for forgiveness for what I was about to do. I held up the sword so high that it touched the cumulus clouds above me. I was about to bring it down to slice the onion... Then it happened. The onion began to speak.

The following conversation ensued:

Onion:An onion, am I,
It's true, I is shy,
My english is suck,
No school, I bad luck.

Why you kill me?
Cut me, then eat me?
I taste like shit,
You won't like it a bit.
Me (with tears in my eye): STFU!

* I'm just kidding. The onion didn't make me cry, because I'm not a sensitive wuss.

that's a beautiful poem
especialy with teh suck english
» middaymoon on 2006-10-25 07:53:04

i'm surprised,
that the onion didn't break out with a haiku.
» TheDailyDish on 2006-10-25 11:44:45

hahahahaha! XDDDDDDD brilliant! XD

L8r,

—×Kuri×—
» Kuri on 2006-10-25 03:33:41

wtf
wtf was in that onion or what were you on lol.i just love your little poem there.
» truedesire on 2006-10-25 10:12:39

Hilarious
Great post. Thanks for the laugh.
» raida (74.118.76.13) on 2006-10-26 12:00:04

Deep
» Dilated on 2006-10-26 05:23:25

Code me, Buddy.
Hey Dave, thanks for the comment and for offering me a NuTang invite code. I'd love to check it out so pass one over if ya' please. :o)

If you go under my profile on my blog you'll see the "send mail" option under my ghastly pic.

Cheers,
Raida
» Raida (74.118.76.13) on 2006-10-26 07:10:17

Self inspired onion poetry. You should submit it to Readers Digest!
» ryan444123 on 2006-10-28 12:05:21

loll! poor onion!
» feelthesound902 on 2006-10-28 02:07:53

I almost missed this!
Thank God for PoPo--wait, I mean thank YOU!

Poor onion, my eyes overflow for thee.
Oh, genius dave, my heart burns anger at thee.
How dare you?! *hmph* At least you came to your senses before the deed was done...
» Silver-dot- on 2006-10-28 02:30:17

You did wake up with super powers!
You can totally converse with vegetables now. That's impressive.

I think, yes, sheep do pick on 14-year-olds, and geese pick on the younger age group. A goose chased my sister around a barn once. I think she was 7.
» sarah on 2006-10-28 09:09:22

lols.. im feelin that poem! hahahha.. but yeah.. didnt really like the saw series... but the 3rd might be a charm. I LOVE HORROW FLICKS!!!
» sweetpeach on 2006-10-28 10:04:04

yes, i saw that...
but i did not change anything. i showed you the final product. maybe i should try and make each frame shorter...
» middaymoon on 2006-10-28 01:48:55

nope
won't go less than 1/100 seconds. it does look slow though. try watching it in fire fox
» middaymoon on 2006-10-28 02:12:04

LOL
what a cute poem about an onion. lol
» dannixfresh on 2006-10-29 02:21:20

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