I woke up this morning with a hundreds of tarantulas crawling out of my mouth. Not even thinking, I clenched my teeth and bit into the crunchy shells of at least a half dozen of these monsters. The taste of tarantula poison, one of the most dangerous chemicals known to man, quickly filled my mouth. It was quite acrid and bitter. I felt like I bit into crunchy taco filled with warm phlegm.

Needless to say, I was about to barf. However, using the chi that I had developed through years of training, I calmed myself down and proceeded to take my morning piss (to piss out the viscous tarantula poison).

I was quite delighted. "A mouthful of tarantulas," Confucious once said, "is a good omen."

I then went to throw out the trash. Please observe.

good goddamn..
I had the exact same dream the other night!
» etheracide on 2006-09-25 05:56:34

You know, if I woke up with tarantulas in my mouth I think I would literally scream my head off... just to get them away from the rest of my body.
» randomjunk on 2006-09-25 05:58:14

haha @ random junk
i can't believe only 3 people have commented such an old post. geeze. lol. awesome vid too
» middaymoon on 2006-09-26 10:46:16

Tarantula legs. It must have been a truly auspicious day indeed.
» theZEBRA on 2006-09-28 09:29:34

i'm new to nutang and i must say that i like what you've done with your space.

tarantulas??? YUCK!
» jen on 2006-10-02 10:23:13

Nah I didn't have any part in that. The randomness is kind of misleading eh? :P
» randomjunk on 2006-10-04 12:04:55

lol it's actually quite small, it just gives off the illusion with it's ridiculously large ceiling.


lol wow tarantulas? that's waaaayyy too intense for me, no matter what confucious said.


lol that video is really sad! that happened to me once except i was the blind man and it wasn't a woman.
» darthkaylee on 2006-10-04 03:24:15

o_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

=stunned speechless=

L8r,

—×Kuri×—
» Kuri on 2006-10-04 03:24:33

lol a lot?!
sorry, i didn't mean to laugh so much. i just realized i said lol at the beginning of almost everything.
» darthkaylee on 2006-10-04 03:24:54

thanx for the comment. about prison break - i've been taping the show lately cuz i haven't been home in forever. but i love it.
» rand0m_ness on 2006-10-06 08:53:53

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