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dave
Age. 41
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. Chinese
Location Valley Village, CA
School. Cornell Univ
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The Leviathan
216th day of 2004
The journey oversea turned out to last much longer than 15 hours, and on the fourth night after we set sail, I became a bit agitated. I had already questioned the captain several times as to why the trip was taking so long, but he deftly avoided providing me with substantial answers.

On my way to question him once more—this time set on obtaining some satisfactory answers, our dinghy met a dark and menacing ship. It was a pirate ship. Well, so it turned out that our captain had sold out his tribe (MCT, as you remember). These pirates, part of the Walrus Tooth Tribe (WTT), had been paid by the king of Mountain Eyes Tribe (MET) to murder me. (Why? I may explain that in another entry.)

And so, a mighty battle ensued. The Californians, though wusses at heart, fought a brave battle by my side. We fought for 4 days and 5 nights straight without breathing through our mouths, and I'd say 40,000 men had perished in this time. We had caused much commotion&mash;so much so, in fact, that we had awakened the great leviathan (Azumoria) from his thousand year slumber.

Azumoria stirred up the entire ocean, exploding the WTT's pirate ship, killing all its men, and killing my remaining comrades. My ribs shattered, my skull melted, and my legs turned into roses. I was on the brink of death, and all I could taste was blood and salty water.

In such an extreme situation, any sensible person would've just drowned himself to spare the pain. But I had never considered myself a sensible person! Mustering up the last of my femto-strength particles, I replaced my broken bones with those taken from the dead corpses drifting by.

Sometime after then I must've fallen unconscious, because the next thing I knew, I was lying naked on the shores of Llamanama. In my childhood, I have heard tales of this mysterious land, where camel humps are made of cheese and wood is 98% sugar. They say once you reach this land, you will never want to leave. Well, we will see, I guess; and I'll let you know of everything that happens here.
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6 Comments.

You look pretty good for having your face run over.
I would donate and fund your college eduacation, but I can barely fund my own. I would have to take out a loan to give you $5. Although, if you would like to donate to me....j/k. I<3 pirate ships. Do the camel humps melt in the sun? And do they leave a greasy mess all over everything? - like when you microwave cheese.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-08-05 10:08:50

Hey Dave...
I have a question. I lost the password to my old account a while back and I was wondering if there was ne way I could get that back. Thanks:)
» Manda103 on 2004-08-05 05:07:57


Hey, I didn't know you arrived. Welcome to Llamanama.
» le_battement on 2004-08-07 09:55:34

Mmm... Ninety-eight percent sugar...
That's some good wood. I wish I had heard of Llamanma earlier in my life so I could've planned a vacation...
» desertsnowstorm on 2004-08-11 02:06:49

o.o

» jamie on 2004-08-12 08:02:04

Dave,,,
I'm becoming concerned, this trip may be more than you bargained for, more than any of us bargained for, maybe its time to head home. You don't always need to put yourself in danger.
» JINX!!! on 2004-08-15 03:56:08

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