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Take My Music Compatibility Test word up! Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. Entertaining reads! full of BS. come on over the mountain dave Age. 41 Gender. Male Ethnicity. Chinese Location Valley Village, CA School. Cornell Univ » More info. The Story of My Life
Like a Rabbit Loves Its Hutch The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 3 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 2 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 1 of 2) Impossible is Nothing Twas once was lost, was once of cost Traveling down the River of Life The Challenge - Facts 51 to 100 of 100 The Challenge - Facts 1 to 50 of 100 Grand Openings She calls me from the cold I am a free, retired vagabond Two more down, I'm behind pace The Child Inside 2009 over, 2010 onward The Zoo of Hangzhou is... You know your cholesterol's high... The slaying of an eggplant A new chapter in my life: homelessness? How can she slap? 800B Payout What Can Happen May Happen Top 5 Bad Ass Guitar Solos of Youtube My New (Online) Addiction Intragnizence Irrefutable Proof that Dinosaurs Once Ruled the World The Most Delicious Destination in the World Let's Celebrate Celebrity Apprentice Of Ninjas, Scientific Research, and Mammalian Vegetation My 2nd Facebook App -- Perfect Match Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh '08 - The Year to Get Rich or Die Tryin' My 5 Most Anticipated Movies of '08 A Handy Helping Hand Back in Time for the Holidays Welcome to Egg City Have you tried the Ultimate CN Soup? The Impossible Defense Escape of the Thundercat Conspiracy, Death, & Interstellar Cohabitation From CA to PA Another Soul for Sale, Oh Well My First Vid MyNuMu Community | Like a California king 207th day of 2004 So for the past month, I've been feverishly fighting crime. "The case of the missing squirrels" seemed to trigger a whaleful of interesting new cases, none of which stopped short of amazing. "The case of the lost leopards," "the case of the stolen genitalia," "the case of the camaflouged ghosts," the list just spews on. Anyway, my fame and reputation quickly spread throughout the lands and certainly preceded me by thousands of kilometres. And so, two mornings ago, a courier from the Maroon California Tribe (MCT) came to my office. "Our king is in need of your service. A giant has arrived and he has been eating our men and livestock. Our women are now without husbands, and our king without turkey. We desperately need your help and will pay you with our pride" he stammered. "Speak no more!" I said. "Your distress is my comfort, but, nonetheless, I will help you. Lead the way!" Since that conversation, I have been travelling with the warriors of MCT. We've just set sail off the coast of Manimalia. According to the Californians, the entire trip should take no more than 15 hours. The Californians have been quite gracious to me, feeding me owl nuts and dried snake skin. They are a beautiful tribe, and it does worry me much to know that a giant is eating their people. The vessel we are setting sail on is a giant dinghy, so it is cramped to say the least. However, 8 warriors have already drowned themselves in the waters to allow me more room. Plus, there is internet access, so I can't really complain. I will let you know of my success! All content copyright by dave. Please do not reproduce, recycle, or regurgitate without the express written consent of the CTU. Rate this entry! 6 Comments. stolen genitalia? wow Letter totally off subject Greetings Dave
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