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Take My Music Compatibility Test word up! Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. Entertaining reads! full of BS. come on over the mountain dave Age. 41 Gender. Male Ethnicity. Chinese Location Valley Village, CA School. Cornell Univ » More info. The Story of My Life
Like a Rabbit Loves Its Hutch The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 3 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 2 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 1 of 2) Impossible is Nothing Twas once was lost, was once of cost Traveling down the River of Life The Challenge - Facts 51 to 100 of 100 The Challenge - Facts 1 to 50 of 100 Grand Openings She calls me from the cold I am a free, retired vagabond Two more down, I'm behind pace The Child Inside 2009 over, 2010 onward The Zoo of Hangzhou is... You know your cholesterol's high... The slaying of an eggplant A new chapter in my life: homelessness? How can she slap? 800B Payout What Can Happen May Happen Top 5 Bad Ass Guitar Solos of Youtube My New (Online) Addiction Intragnizence Irrefutable Proof that Dinosaurs Once Ruled the World The Most Delicious Destination in the World Let's Celebrate Celebrity Apprentice Of Ninjas, Scientific Research, and Mammalian Vegetation My 2nd Facebook App -- Perfect Match Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh '08 - The Year to Get Rich or Die Tryin' My 5 Most Anticipated Movies of '08 A Handy Helping Hand Back in Time for the Holidays Welcome to Egg City Have you tried the Ultimate CN Soup? The Impossible Defense Escape of the Thundercat Conspiracy, Death, & Interstellar Cohabitation From CA to PA Another Soul for Sale, Oh Well My First Vid MyNuMu Community | kick the dawg 73th day of 2004 A week till spring break. I think time goes faster as it goes on, literally. I've gotten hooked on the apprentice. It is the ultimate show. The show brings back fond memories of my own apprenticeship, with Jack Blacksmith, back in the primeval days. Jack was a lazy bastard. Day in and day out, he would send me to the forest with a paper hatchet. Relying on the power of the paper cut, I had to gather fire wood and hunt game for the day's meals. I did this for over three years. Then, one weary night, I came home and found Jack drunk. He looked up as I came in, and proceeded to yell gibberish at me, calling me foul names like "Ginkgo biloba breath." I felt the rage crawl up my spine, like an Egyptian spider ascending the pyramid of arthropodista. I've had enough. In a sudden surge of adrenalin, I leaped over four mountains and sliced off Jack's face with my hatchet. "I quit!" I retorted, and left. "You're fired..." he slurred back. I never saw Jack again. Although, several years back, I did try to look him up. The locals all told different stories of his whereabouts. Some said he had retired into the forest, having lost his face, and changed into a bear. Others said he soldered an iron mask permanently onto his head and became a merchant of Venice. Whatever the case, I hope he knows that I will always miss him. All content copyright by dave. Please do not reproduce, recycle, or regurgitate without the express written consent of the CTU. Rate this entry! 11 Comments. ur fired hey hey nice can i borrow it DAVE!!!!
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