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Goldfish Saturday. 3.3.07 8:06 pm So last night, after maybe a few beers, the conversation turned to "what animal would you be?" most people had the common answers: a bird to fly free, all the touchy-feely bullshit. fuck that. I'd be a goldfish and heres why.
A goldfish has a memory of like 20 seconds, and im already not too far away from that. A day in the life of a goldfish consists of: Hey a pirate ship! sweet! hey look food. i like food. yum...Hey a pirate ship! gaddamn that would be sweet. i think thats why god gave women two breasts. so you can be like Hey a boob! hey another boob! hey another boob! etc. and again im not too far behind that now. listen, ADD is like my best friend. im never bored, well not for long. i do get bored quicker than shit though. but then i see something shiny/edible and its like im reborn. needless to say that screws me at work, hence i have about 29376 unfinished products. The funny thing is the other day i wrote on my to do board: "buy another To Do Board" I really need to get a big ass sandbox for the office. everyone goes outside for a cigarette break, id have my sandbox fun time break. and id bet the smokers would quit just so they could jump in the sandbox too. its a noble cause. screw this im going to find a sand box Recommended by 2 Members 4 Comments. I love this entry, especially the goldfish part » Dilated on 2007-03-03 08:25:51 I would be a house cat. » KkaMA67 on 2007-03-03 08:40:31 Wow guy, hey, I miss you. » (70.109.184.208) on 2007-04-15 08:38:33 And that last comment was mine. » Meghan Comes With Snacks (70.109.184.208) on 2007-04-15 08:38:55
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