Guest post written by Derick Burks

I was wondering the other day as I set my sacramento home security to leave the house to go to a movie. What kind of alarm systems do celebrities have? I mean, they can�t just have the same little old thing that I have for my two bedroom home. It has to be something much more beefy. Maybe they have a package that includes Doberman pinschers to guard the perimeter along with a helicopter escape plan where one will land on the roof and sweep the celebrity and family off to safety with just one phone call. Or maybe they go really low key and keep everything wireless so you don�t even see that they have security. I think if I was a celebrity I would have a fence around my house to keep the paparzzi out where they wouldn�t be able to see my kids playing in the yard. I think I would also have a bouncer slash bodyguard that would stand at my driveway to keep out the riffraff. They would probably look something like Mister T mixed with Vin Diesel. I think that would be a pretty petrifying combo.

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