Yeah, back in my first year of graduate school I had no friends.

So I spent all my time writing essays on Nutang and creating art. I got back into drawing, I wrote stories, I tried out things in pastels.

I haven't drawn anything in ages.

So tonight, in lieu of figuring out what people are doing, I've downloaded a bunch of stock photos from Deviantart and I'm going to go artify myself in an undisclosed location where there are no people. And no cell reception.

I need some alone time.

::Update:: My friends want me to plan and organize their Friday night, because they are apparently ABSOLUTELY INCAPABLE OF PLANNING ANYTHING.

EVERY FRIEND I HAVE: "Uh, huhn, I guess it's not going to happen then, because it seems like nobody wants to really plan it... that's too bad... it would have been really fun.... what should we do instead? Do you have any ideas? What's open? Oh really... that sounds fun... is it far away? We don't really have anyone to drive, unfortunately, I could drive but I don't really want to... I guess we're just not going to get to go... that's too bad..."

I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND PAL! YOU WO NT HAVE TO PLAN ANYTHING OKAY? I'LL DO ALL THE PLANNING

» Dilated on 2010-08-14 01:56:06

OKAY HERE'S THE PLAN
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 01:56:11

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!! We rent us a music studio.
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 01:56:24

NEXT!!!!!!!!!!

We spit hot FIYAH on some DOPE TRACKS and release a mixtape
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 01:56:42

Under our hoodname "NuTang Clan."
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 01:56:52

OR Jonzibizzle.
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 01:57:19

NEXT

We release our mixtape on hiphopmusicdotcom.com or hotnewhiphop.com and BLOW UP pal
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 01:58:01

OUR ALBUM BECOMES A BIG SUCCESS! WE'RE SOON SIGNED TO A MAJOR LABEL BASED ON OUR UNDERGROUND BANGERS
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 01:58:59

We're respected in the streets because of your extensive knowledge of how outerspace, which is something many rap fans have an appreciation for. See Outkast's ATLiens or Lil Wayne's The Carter 3 where every other song has to deal with martians.


» Dilated on 2010-08-14 02:00:02

We're also critically acclaimed and are a mainstream success. We BLOW UP SO MUCH THAT WE CAN START TAKING ARTISTIC RISKS SO NEXT FRIDAY WE CAN MAKE A MANGA! YOU DRAW IT, AND WRITE IT, AND I SUPERVISE
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 02:00:57

You get tired of me supervising and we have a big fight at the source awards and the hiphop community -- NAY THE MUSICAL COMMUNITY, is split.. most go with you because they view you as the artistic source behind our success, but a few people side with me because i'm from texas and texans stick together.
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 02:01:44

So we split up and you become a solo artist like Busta Rhymes or Eminem and have huge success. Meanwhile, I go back to Harvard, graduate, then pursue a career in geology and finish up your work at Brown.
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 02:02:32

THEN THE NEXT FRIDAY, ON THE 27TH OF THIS MONTH, we come across one another at a Juanes appreciation forum. I know it's you because of your username: Carmello'sAnthony. You know it's me because of my username: IMISSZANZIBAR88


» Dilated on 2010-08-14 02:03:36

We make up, live happily ever after, and name our pet dog Goku.
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 02:03:55

THEN IN SEPTEMBER OF 2010, our dog is eaten by Red Sox fans. Then you decide to give up your rap career and move back to New England. Meanwhile, I decide to move to Texarkana so I can live in to states at once. We visit one another once a decade.
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 02:05:01

Watch The Expendables. Your friends will never ask you to plan anything again, unless they value raw action as highly as I do.
» dave on 2010-08-14 02:19:28

YEAH! LETS WATCH THE EXPENDABLES WITH DAVE!
» Dilated on 2010-08-14 10:48:39

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