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Name: Pu Niao
Age: 25
Birthdate: 21 Nov 1982
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I Will, I Will Whack You!!!
Wednesday. 2.20.08 10:52 am
Man, if I have to �ŏ��l, there would be many people whom I would definitely want to whack. Let's see...

1. My so-called best friend, who turned out to be somone I couldn't trust at all, especially not in the first place. She backstabbed me, told lies about me behind my back, made me fly to 7th heaven when she told me a guy in our class has a crush on me when instead that guy liked her, pretending to be some movie actress whenever I stormed off in anger (She'll stretched out one hand like as if she cannot reached out to me and start saying: "Pu... Pu... ") and to top everything off, she called me her best friend right to my face. Like as if I didn't know the tricks up her sleeve...

2. This girl from country "M", who finally got became a Singapore PR, decided to help me and my "best friend" patch things up when we quarelled. I was so pissed that I don't even want to see that "best friend", but stupid bitch just had to grab on to my haversack and in the process, torn my schoolbag into 2 separate pieces of cloth and I had to hugged my textbooks, exercise books, note books, handy umbrella, water bottle and pencil case home like an idiot. Bitch!!

3. Everyone in my class when I was in Secondary school 'cause they never treat me as a classmate. More like some beggar to them! I kind of anticipated that there would be some sort of class reunion thingy at least 3 to 5 years after I left Secondary school and as expected, someone did call and asked if I would be attending class reunion. This is how the conversation goes:

Caller: Hi, is this Miss Pu?

Me: Yah, why?

Caller: Hi there, I am Mr XiaoDingDong calling from FJ Secondary school and would like to inform you that there's a class gathering party on the X of X at X:XXpm. And I was wondering if you are able to make it?

Me: EXCUSE ME!?

Caller: (shocked into silence for a while..)

Me: I don't think so 'cause I'm a very busy person (busy watching television, surfing Internet..)

Caller: Oh, that's a shame...

Me: Of course, it's a shame. Having to meet a bunch of wackos and fuckers who doesn't even treat me like a classmate. Bloody waste of my time cursing them!!

Caller: Um, if you ever changed your mind, you can call me back at this number xxx-xxxx.

Me: Damn right I would! Listen up, asshole! If you ever called me again about some bloody stupid class reunion again, I'm going to track you down and hoot you!!

Caller: ....... hangs up phone...
Me: ...went complaining to my mother who was reading a novel...

3. Jennifer and Penny Ong from Books K. They not only suck, they are always using threats on me. Like if I forgot to pack customer's stationary items into the bags, they'll call the police. Like call lah! You think I am so afraid of you meh?? Bloddy bitch and stupid thing that can't decide whether she wants to be a man or a woman. More like, try to act like a man but bitching and gossiping like a woman.

4. J3NN1 for being a slutty loser. Just because I am better at work, you have to sabo me by telling untrue stories about me. Work for less than 3 months and you think you're family with the boss, right? Don't ever let me see that fucking face of yours at Orchard Road, EVER! I will definitely whack you with my flip-flops, and I swear to God I will do it!!!

5. That bloody black pig from PCC. Steal money not enough, still want to give yourself 4 off days during CNY. Why, never told me you change religion and became Chinese, is it? Got a freaking motorbike also cannot come to work on time, some more 3 to 4 hours late. Might as well stay at home shake legs don't work lah!! Don't think I don't know you stole money so that you can go clubbing at MoS. And apparently, you stole enough money to foot the bill everytime your colleagues go MoS with you. Lying thieving bastard. I hope you rot in hell for being such a lousy person.

So, that makes it 47 persons to whack. Damn, my arms will definitely get sore and tired from whacking and cussing!!

Alternatively, if you really want to Da Xiao Ren, you can go to this site http://x17.66c.cc/play/mi/daxiaoren.asp where you type in the person's name and proceed to whack away. Have fun.
2 Comments.


wow. a new method of whacking people with flip flop. i could integrate that into my scriptwriting. that's really a cool method. thanks for the idea. hahaha.

wow. ur best friend is really something... i may sometimes talk bhehind my friend;s back but it's more to concern and room for improvement of personality. but i would also tell my friends if i'm acting like a bitch or becoming one please ring the bell ...

wow. ur workmates seem to be jerks. have u thought of changing jobs?


» renaye on 2008-02-20 09:19:33

yupe, I have already changed jobs. it's much better at my new work place, and I only have to deal with the resident butch who happens to be a manager.
» PuNiaoPuNiao on 2008-03-05 06:31:42

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