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| :: Magicians, Sorcery? :: Crazy Lunatic Tutor Monday, March 8, 2007 Today wasn't bad until I suddenly remembered that I still hadn't done my english tutor homework yet... My english tutor believes in Jesus(but who doesn't?). However, she thinks magic really exists. She actually wrote a few novels about magician and Jesus Christ. She told me that there are actually magicians out there, people who can perform REAL magic. She says that there are "magical forces" out there, and that only true magicians can bend the forces with their will power. Remember DaVinci Code? She hated that book because... well... she believed that Jesus Christ was a show off. She actually lend me a novel of hers and asked for my opinion. I read the first few paragraphs and quit. It was LAME. I told her today that it wasn't very interesting. She said nothing, but I could tell that she was very angry. She gave me triple the amount of homework she usually gives me. T_T After today I'm making sure to never directly say my opinions out load. T_T Actually, I'm thinking of replacing this tutor, but she has three master's degrees and she can really teach. My english went from a 50%(grade 8) to a 85%(grade 9) in just half a year. A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician does in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat. Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table! Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all. One day the ship had an accident and sunk. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, with the parrot of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, and another, and another. After a week the parrot finally said: "OK. I give up. What'd you do with the boat ?" 8 Comments. Is she allowed to give you extra homework for making her angry??? » ikimashokie on 2007-03-12 07:33:10 wow, wtg on the grade improvment. that magician joke is kinda funny. it made me smirk. I'd have just shot the parrot or made it disappear during an act. I like the new layout. its nice. » LostSoul13 on 2007-03-13 12:34:14 I pity you.. good luck with your homework. I don't like my additional math tutor but I didn't replace him because he can teach although he looks down on your when you didn't get anything near the best student in the group. Lol! The joke's funny. » Nuttz on 2007-03-13 01:18:03 haha that joke was funy. nice background btw » changbang on 2007-03-13 02:03:13 New Directory Hi, I really like your blog. was wondering if you would like to add it to my directory? http://www.weblog-index.com/ Thanks, Shelly P.S Good luck on your homework! » shelly (24.247.251.229) on 2007-03-13 10:10:03 Oooh I like the new layout :-) And *snigger* @ the joke! » LittleBrit on 2007-03-14 05:00:30 "My english tutor believes in Jesus(but who doesn't?)" » The-Muffin-Man on 2007-03-14 06:49:38 Woops Pressed enter :( Anyway, what I meant to ask was if she believes in the him in the religious sense, or just that he existed? It might sound like the same thing but there's a difference...sorta. Anyway, for her to believe in magicians so whole-heartedly is kind of ignorant, considering how there are those shows that show you how most of the impressive tricks are done. Either that or she's been watching The Prestige too much. » The-Muffin-Man on 2007-03-14 06:51:34
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