I got an A+ on my math test today, and my teacher called me a birdbrain. Why? He said I was as smart as a parrot...
Definition of BIRDBRAIN: a stupid, foolish, or scatterbrained person.

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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk says no, and the duck leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?"

The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.

The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?"

The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?"

The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"

ok, so was that a compliment or an insult??
» KkaMA67 on 2007-03-09 01:53:15

i like ur layout. and getting 100 for math is an achievement which u should be proud of regardless of what people say.
» renaye on 2007-03-09 03:08:41

I heard that joke like four years ago. :P
» randomjunk on 2007-03-09 08:23:27

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