A few words
"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness."
~ D.H. Lawrence
"Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?"
"Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost."
"People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect."
~ Daydream Nation
"All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death."
~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes
"The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road."
~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."
~ William Blake
Kill that boredom!
Binder Paper Comics
Web Comics and Such
A Distant Soil (Some nudity)
The Adventures of Gyno-Star (Some explicit stuff)
Blue Milk Special
Cigarro & Cerveja
Cyanide and Happiness
dead winter (has some explicit stuff)
Devilbear: The Grimoires of Bearalzebub (PG-13?)
Eat That Toast!
The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon
For Lack of a Better Comic
Girls with Slingshots (some explicit stuff...?)
The Intrepid Girlbot
The Last Halloween
Last Train to Old Town
The League of Evil Genius
Legend of Bill
Living With Insanity (some nudity)
Love Me Nice
Married to the Sea
The Moon Prince
Moth (Some nudity)
The Non-Adventures of Wonderella
Political Cartoonists Index
Poorly Drawn Lines
The Property of Hate
Robbie and Bobby
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Scenes from a Multiverse
The Secret Knots
Stand Still. Stay Silent
Strong Female Protagonist
The Super Fogeys
Tales of Pylea
Three Word Phrase (some nudity)
Tiny Kitten Teeth
Toothpaste for Dinner
Trying Human (Some nudity)
Two Guys and Guy
Yellow Peril (PG-13)
Infrequently/No Longer Updating Web Comics
The Abominable Charles Christopher
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
The Adventures of Ellie Connelly
Bag of Toast
Bear in Mind
The Book of Biff
Chain Bear (Some explicit stuff)
Daisy is Dead
Ectopiary (Some nudity)
Edmund Finney's Quest to Find the Meaning of Life
A Fine Example
Finn and Charlie are HITCHED
Hark! A Vagrant
Head Doctor Productions
Hello with Cheese
Kyle & Atticus
Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
Letters to a Wild Boar
Lovecraft is Missing
Meat and Plastic
The Nerds of Paradise
No Reason Comics
One Swoop Fell
Pictures for Sad Children
A Redtail's Dream
Roy's Boys (PG 13?)
Run Freak Run
The Super Gay Adventures of Ross Boston
YU + ME
Pure Flash Awesomeness
Die Anstalt : Toy Psychiatry
Clients from Hell
Creatures in My Head
Damn You Auto Correct!
Jhonen Vasquez's site
Overheard in New York
Passive Aggressive Notes
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Me: yeah i don't really like pools either
Me: especially when you never know what's floating around in that water
Alice: i saw a kid pee in the water at the YMCA
Alice: i saw a kid pee in the water at a water park
Me: hahaha, that's gross XP
Alice: i saw an old guy pee a little bit in another pool
Me: i mean, i know urine is sterile and all
Alice: i'm hella scared
Alice: i think he couldn't hold it
Alice: i like
Alice: jumped out of the pool and ran
Alice: and the lifeguard reprimanded me
I made pumpkin bread today. It's pretty decent.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
I was somewhere. A combination between my elementary school and an apartment complex. I was running.
He and a friend were chasing after me.
I kept running, and jumping and climbing and pushing through people, but they caught me on a balcony of sorts. The friend handed me a note.
The note told me he loved me.
I was disgusted. There was a pencil on the ground, and I tried to fend him off with it. My attempts all failed, and he grabbed the pencil and stabbed me in the hand several times. I felt no pain, just an increased desire to make him go away.
I pulled the lead from the pencil and thrust it at him.
Somehow, despite the fact that he was wearing glasses, my makeshift weapon lodged itself deep within his eye.
Now, I thought, I could run. But I could hear sirens, and policemen were starting to appear. They took notes stoically and thoughtfully. People were gathering around and saying I had killed him.
No, I hadn't, I told them. I just wanted to make him go away.
Everyone else began to forget I was there at all, and then I woke up.
Me: i had a dream that Nathan told me he loved me so i stabbed him in the eye with a pencil
Me: he stabbed me first in the hand
Dude: well than its justified
Me: and i only stabbed him once
Dude: did he do it with a pencil too?
Me: he punched holes in my hand
Dude: and why did he stab you?
Dude: oh god you should have got both his eyes.
In the military
Monday, May 17, 2010
After learning about the "anti-Viagra" pills issued to marines...
Angie: Imagine a hundred and twenty guys jacking off in one big room.
Me: I... I keep imagining this as a musical number.
We're Marines, OOH-RAH!
And we're blowing off some steam!
We're all jacking off into our socks
But we'll kick your ass if you call us queens!
Yes we're men, OOH-RAH! in the Marines!"
Tryin' to shake off the creepies
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Wow, it seems like everytime I find out something new about Mr. Ex-Boyfriend, I feel more creeped out that I was in a relationship with him...
Seriously, asian fetish much?
Yellow fever = stay the HELL away from me, please.
Same goes for pregnancy fetishists. -Ahem-
Seriously, it's a shiver-worthy topic.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Pilot: ...And I would like to welcome you to flight 173 with nonstop service to San Diego, California...
Everyone on the plane: What?!
Pilot: Wait, I mean San Jose. San Jose. Uh... uh... PSYCH!
I wonder if my mom would like this
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
She likes a few of the chill/downtempo tracks I have.
So... I'm going home tomorrow. What will that entail?
-Gaining three hours
-Getting to see my budgies!
-Seeing Alice before she has to go to Taiwan
-The return of my skin problems D: (Actually it's more of a switch up; my face sucks here and my legs are fine, and at home it's the opposite)
-Never seeing Casey again (Unless she goes to grad school in San Francisco...)
I've been taking pictures of things, like my dad asked. Maybe I'll show them to my brother and trick him into coming here, heh...
If you don't like electronic music, how about some oldies?
Chock full [2P]
Saturday, May 8, 2010
My favorite Youtube comment today
Thursday, May 6, 2010
"i aint doing nothing wrong, all the women who reject me are. they cant get beyond my profane tshirts and truck nuts to see the honest, hardworking man who wants to have sex with them"
Oh man, TFL is hilarious. The comments are pretty funny too when they're not in agreement with the ridiculous claims the TFL guys make.
(This is a TFL video edited by another Youtube user; it has a LOT of swearing in it, just so you know)
Should I be laughing at this guy's agony? Maybe not. Do I anyway? Yes, constantly. He complains about how he can't get women and how he shouldn't have to change for women, and all you have to do is examine him for a few minutes and you can see why he's alone. He doesn't want to try and improve himself so that he'll be attractive to anyone, and he thinks he has the RIGHT to a woman.
Check out their website, too, if you're bored. It ought to give you some laughs.
...But don't take any of their stuff seriously. These guys are psychos, as this video shows:
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