I have named awesomecomp...

Fuhrer! (complete with umlaut)

Because he demands your attention.
And loyalty.

And other stuff.

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So, after calling UPS and grumbling after them a few times, and them calling back, and offering solutions, I said I would meet the UPS man at the local Wendy's, which is about a 15 minute brisk stroll away.

So I got my yet unnamed awesomecomp, and I opened it.

I thought it was going to be small and a bit feminine, so I was going to make it a girl named Cheez.

But when I opened the box, it was like HOLY SHIT!

This thing is huge.

And demanding of your respect.

Like it commands you to drool over it.

This thing is HUGE.

And damn sexy.

I want to call it Fuhrer or something of similar ilk.

Because this computer is obviously masculine, and demands your attention.

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Tomorrow, because 694 Slusher Tower doesn't exist.

Even though I have a box from UPS with

My Name
694 Slusher Tower
BLACKSBURG VA 24060

written on it.

i called them and told them that if this address was bad, just take it back to twylas.

I mean, what the hell?

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So, not only can they not send me my computer today

They tried delivering it to the old address.

What the fuck?

I called them at 7a.

Sheesh.

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So because I changed the address by about 5 miles at the most, UPS decides it wants to take another day to send me my computer.

Wtf?

I was napping, and there was a knock on the door, and I leapt to the door.

I pondered why computers had gotten so small, and then realized it was something else.

Capacitors for my micro class.

Same thing happened last year.

Computer? Nope. Andy Board.

poo.

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So I ordered my laptop to go to Twyla.

Since you know, the dorm im sitting in really doesn't exist.

Well, they say it's shipped,

but like Best Buy does, the shipping number doesn't work.

Meaning they haven't shipped it...

Bitches.

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