That Shoutbox random contest was fun, but I think people need some practice...

Here are some basic directions:
1.Obviously you want it to be random
2.Use lots of adjectives
3.Make it nonsensical if you can

Important points:
-IT DOES NOT HAVE TO CONNECT
ex. Bob likes apples. Mars is a planet.
-Make up words are always good when you're challenging me :)
ex. stupidiously (haha :P)
-Long names are fun!
ex. Afromalaphisophinapalopana (my personal favorite)

I shall start.

Five hundred years from the future past polka dotted penguins have melted textbooks with ultrablue vision. Popstars ballooned and exploded in the back of the restaurant. NO KEY IS SAFE FROM THE SQUIGGLE GREMLINS! Take the iron with some threadlets.

Yeah I think I'll just let it continue and there will be no winning... ever... unless someone decides they absolutely must have a prize.

but this thread will get excrutiatingly long and confusing! it's aready 6 pages, but that's ok cause we're still on topic. but we wont be for long if you proclaim infinity!

Haha. Hey you know, I tried to end it, but it seems to be too... uh... popular to die.

We LIKE you, that's why. My vote's still free, your randomness and other contestants. ;)

The fowl marriage was standardized by peanuts. All electic can closers have not been firewire since. There is no doubt that we have wooden space. Is this book fair forever or do light waves emit Christmas carols? The borl may forget and be beamed up by Scotty. Vous voulez les fruits chats Monsieur fille?

hey! there's a vote for me too! =3 (i voted for myself muahahahaha =cough=)

L8r,

—×Kuri×—

Oh right!

So

randomjunk - 1
Le_Jes - 1
Kuri - 1

but nobody will ever win because the... thingy... well nobody can ever win so there.

What? Then my vote really doesn't count? =[ Ah, well.

It's okay. You can write your own random entry if you want, instead of voting.

Rarerita is so random because her randomness is sick of all things un-random so she has decreed that all things must be green and purple and black and red because those are her randomness' favorite colors and all conversations must not be less than 10000000 hoursin length, but all her randomlors and randomlettes began to drop off in the middle and die so she changed it so that all words meant the opposite and her randomness was quite happy with that because then everything sounded like they were mad libs and they were very funny, but soon her randomness needed to take painkillers for all her tummy-achhing from too much laughter until one day she took 2, 546,722,384, 571 pills too many and her randomness died.