You guys ever went to Canada? The government make their citizens pay a HUDE amount of tax. Why? Their excuse is that there aren't many Canadian citizens around and they need the money for improving Canada. Well if they keep on making people pay their taxes, of course people'll start to move to another country.
A little boy wanted $100 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Canada, they decided to send it to the Prime Minister. Paul Martin was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. Martin thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Ottawa, and those assholes deducted $95 in taxes."

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Okay, skip the introduction, skip the lousy "What-I-Did-Today" and on to the results!

1) Web Developer
2)Computer Programmer
3)Partsperson
4)Pahrmacy Technician
5)Production Woodworker
6)Printing Press Operator
7)Tool and Die Maker
8)Machinist
9)Chemical Engineering Technician
10)Postal Clerk

I answered a total of about 100 questions and they gave me 40 jobs. I only listed the first 10 because I'm too lazy. I find number 7 interesting...Tool and Die Maker? The income of a Web Developer is $20,000 to $100,000 a year. I wonder if dave can earn $100,000 a year? Too bad he doesn't work for a company...

Just a thought.

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I thank Bill Gates for his inventions. But my computer has crashed WAY TOO MANY TIMES. Probably crashed > a dozen times. Crashes don't always destroy my computer, but sometimes it may cause important files to be deleted. I got recovery disks, but I still have to install the programs and video games afterwards. It's a drag...
When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.
One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.

"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you get it?"

"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred acre estate, a golf course, and three Rolls Royces."

"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.

"No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the captain of the Titanic."

Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off to find St. Peter.

Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying, "How could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic? I invented the Windows operating system! Why does he deserve better??!!!!"

"Yes, but we use Windows," replied Peter, "and the Titanic only crashed once."

Aye matey.

I just got Windows Vista. I can tell you that it's EXCELLENT. I found no bugs. Actually, I just didn't bother trying.

I do not encourage you buying the new Windows Vista unless you plan to get a new computer. Because I don't think it'll work on old computers.

I myself have a GeForce 7300(Graphics card). I just love to play high graphics games.
currently addicted to: World of Warcraft

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I looked up the calendar and only just found out that Valentines Day had passed 6 days ago...

People in my school are so athetic. They care nothing about nothing. If they ever win a lottery of about 12 billion, they'll say they're flattered without the slightest of emotions and come back with 12 billion lollipops.

Teachers say that these are people who think out side of the box. I think that they are way too far from the box, so far that they have no emotions whatsoever.

They may think that they are perfect actors for the head of "the gangsters" in an action movie. These people are always calm, even if a flying man has just entered the room. They'll not do anything and continue on their chess game.

It's not unexpected that I can't ever get information on Valentines Day from these mindless zombies.

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8.00 p.m.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can¡¯t lie to you. I¡¯ve been having an affair with my secretary, and we¡¯ve been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn¡¯t wake up until 8.00 p.m."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You¡¯ve been playing golf!!"

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Okay maybe I've been watching too much movies lately but whatever...

1. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

2. Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down just before their retirement.

3. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.

4. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

5. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

6. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least a half-hour to escape.

7. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

10. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

11. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

12. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off, but luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut the right wire.

13. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

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Today is a Pro-D Day(Professional Development Day or something. I think it only happens in Canada or something).

I've waken up for less than an hour and I've already posted in the forum and the shoutbox. Normally I don't like to post at all, and I have no idea what's happened to me.

My friends invited me to go skiiing with them, but I didn't go. I don't know why I did--or didn't do--that, and I regret it already. Computers are getting way too addictive.

Ahh well I'm gonna go play some computer games, though I already know that no one's gonna be online. BOREDOM!! Learn from it.

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