�Megan is coming here tomorrow, team, and y�all all know how that�ll go. She�ll want to know why each of you decided to join the cause, so let�s go �round and give our answers,� Landry, my second campaign boss said to my new team in Petersburg, Virginia. It was about a month or two into my second round of campaigning, post-travels.

�I�ll start,� Landry continues. �I�m on this campaign because I believe in the candidate�s mission on education.�

�I�m here because of his healthcare policy � I think it�s really important and I feel like it will help a lot of people,� says the woman seated two chairs down.

�I�m here because I hate the republicans. I hate them. They�re just fucking terrible people. I can�t stand th��

�Okay, we get it, Rahim. Jonathan, how about you?�

�Probably the free bagels.�

A lot of my co-workers felt like my boy Rahim did � they hated republicans. All of them. I�ve never felt the anger the way my co-workers did. The way I saw it, Democrats and Republicans were the beasts with two backs, together fucking my country into ineptitude. I figure that while both parties rely may rely on ignorance and vitriol to win political battles, the actual person behind the philosophy may not be so bad.

One of my best friends happens to be a republican.


*more later, promise.

One of the people who was my best friends is Republican as well. I used to be a bit anti-Republican when I was younger though, before I realized that they basically all do nothing radical in office.
» randomjunk on 2013-02-22 11:51:26

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