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Dear Jonathan,
Thursday. 4.19.07 1:39 am


pick up the phone.
love,
toni

...

ahem, so i'm trying to type as slow as possible to keep the clicking from being too loud. there's some random drunk guy sleeping on my couch, and i'd rather have him stay "random drunk guy sleeping on my couch" rather than "random drunk guy who was sleeping on my couch till he woke up and tried to make conversation with me". it would go something like this:
"heyy", he would say in a groggy voice "who are you?"
"i live here. who are YOU?"
"Somestupidcommonname"
"Ah, well.. nice to meet you, Somestupidcommonname"
""hey, do you want to roll up? I still have a baggie left"

It's happened before. Sigh. Then they talk on and on about how high and drunk they are/were and all sorts of crap I really don't care to hear 'cause to me he's just some random drunk/high guy who scared the shit out of me when I first walked in and saw him in the darkness laying on my couch.

Living with people sucks... Sometimes. I hate my room mates, but I don't know what I'd do without them. Dependency issues, anyone?

My cat is sleeping on top of the random drunk/high guy... He tends to gravitate towards men, even if they're strangers. I'm sensing something strange here... He also likes to try to sleep inside people's shoes, basically if they're heels though. I fear soon he might start sporting a purse. I'm open-minded, but society tends to frown upon that, no?

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Dilated undisputed
4 Comments.


I think I met that guy
» Dilated on 2007-06-12 08:57:46

errr.... why ur roomie never ask u if it's ok if there's a random guy sleeping on the couch?

i think i would kick my roomie and that random guy out of my room.
» renaye on 2007-06-12 10:13:07

hahah. Yeah, you never know when those random drunk guys are going to show up. At least he's not in your bed, that's happened to quite a few people I know. I like your way of describing him though. I hope for your sake that he stayed the sleeping drunk guy.
» Zanzibar on 2007-06-13 09:42:21

Tch. Smack the guy awake and throw him out on his butt before he can say "...what?" ('-^)=b
» Silver-dot- on 2007-06-14 03:54:30

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