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Saturday. 3.10.07 3:23 pm
Mystery!

There is a phone number in my mobile’s contact list. True, it’s something you would expect to find in a contact list. But I have no idea how I got this particular number. And to make it more interesting, the mobile number in question belongs to my hot tutor from last year.

This is like unexpectedly finding a ten dollar bill in your pocket. Only better. Because with a mobile number, it’s much easier to stalk someone.

I do wonder though, how did his number appear in my phone? For someone who has a perfectly good office number and doesn’t like meetings outside class hours, surely this is out of the ordinary. I ask my coursemates if they have it as well (i.e. I wave his number in their faces, dancing and singing “Na na na na na!” in the manner of a five-year-old with the latest must-have toy). But it appears that I’m the only one able to ring him up at all hours of the night. For phone sex help with my thesis.

Help me out here. So far, I’ve only been able to come up with two possible scenarios:

1. During a tutorial, I left my phone lying on the table while I walked over a friend to discuss something/copy his answers. He must’ve taken that golden opportunity to snatch my phone up and quickly key his number in.

2. He gave me his number after a wild night of debauchery and sin. Unfortunately, the alcohol and drugs involved had erased my memory of the night, leaving me inexplicably pleased with myself in the morning. Also slightly confused over waking up with handcuffs dangling from one wrist.

He may still be waiting for me to call.

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Knowing you..
there's only one possibility, ONE.. It must be the id inside of you took control of your physical body, stalked the poor tutor, followed him home, disguised yourself as an oversize koala chewing eucalyptus leaves outside the window, and when he leaves his room for a shower, you quickly jumped in and copied down his phone number into your phone, and just when you were about to leave, you realized that he didn't close the door while taking a shower, and *eyes opened big, *extra zoomage captivev shots on your iris with the reflection of his yummy naked hotshots, this extreme experience got straight to your brain bypassed several of your sypnases and ultimately created a short-term memory lost or rather.. memory block. And to explain, how you actually got home safely without remembering anything, it should be when you were wandering around lost outside the neightborhood with your koala costume, the police or some uncle with good-heart sent you home.
» Fred (202.7.183.130) on 2007-03-10 07:41:58

Wow... You must be really lucky! I'd go for number 1.. Because... it's much for interesting for the human mind than number 2.
» Nuttz on 2007-03-10 01:15:21

i say number one
for two reasons: i don't think you can completely forget "a wild night of debauchery and sin".

and because i leave my number on girls' phones all the time. haha
» middaymoon on 2007-03-10 03:03:14

just call and ask how his number got in your phone?
» bUttsH4k3r (83.100.252.82) on 2007-03-10 03:05:03

Or mayeb one of your friends put it in. :P
And totally forgot to tell you about it. XD
» frostbitten on 2007-03-10 05:04:40

We all know scenario number 2 is how it happened.

You call him now?
» Chloefoxx on 2007-03-10 06:27:47

Freddy: You, Freddy Tan, are a CHAMPION! That's better than anything I could EVER have come up with, and it's the one that fits me best too!!! Man, you know me better than myself!!!! I bow to your supreme insightfulness.

Nuttz: Hahaha, I would've thought handcuffs would make ANYTHING interesting.

middaymoon: You sneaky dog.

bUttsH4k3r: But...but where's the fun in that?

frostbitten: And just how did that friend get his number?!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!

Chloefoxx: I dunno, Fred's scenario up there seems pretty plausible...
» theZEBRA on 2007-03-10 09:32:02

omg.. I have to agree with Freddy on this, but to let me speculate it must have when you were on one of your drunken stupors and accidentally bumped into him. And knowing your tendency for being direct you asked him for his phone number and then woke up the next morning only remembering that you're not wearing a pyjama that you own. Correct?!
» jase (60.48.118.224) on 2007-03-11 10:06:53

jase: Hmmm, if that had happened, I doubt that I'd have woken up in his pjs. Or in anything, for that matter. Ho ho ho ho!
» theZEBRA on 2007-03-12 12:22:14

Intriguing... an ACTUAL *lol* may have escaped my lips. Do you know how hard that is? Do you? DO YOU? :-D Call the number.. you know you want to!
» LittleBrit on 2007-03-12 03:09:26

LittleBrit: I'm settling for winking suggestively at him everytime I bump into him.
» theZEBRA on 2007-03-12 10:47:13

This just hit me, why not ask him how it got there? Even if he doesn't remember it's a good excuse to chat with him since he's not our tutor anymore.
» dammo (218.215.197.246) on 2007-03-13 03:01:05

Oh my mistake, that's already been suggested.
» dammo (218.215.197.246) on 2007-03-13 03:02:10

dammo: Mmmm, do YOU want his number? *Suggestive eyebrows*
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