Phone conversation yesterday morning:

Me: Hi, mom. Can you please get me the number for dad's chiropractor?

Mom: God, you sound awful! What happened?!

Me: Did something to my back. Hurts like hell right now.

Mom: Now what have you been doing? You see! I told you not to get into kungfu! But you never listen! Look what you've done to yourself. I saw you put your rugby ball into the car. Were you playing rugby?! Why do you keep playing such violent sports?! You see, now you've hurt yourself! I told you so, I TOLD YOU SO!

//Pause//

Me: Actually, I just bent down to start the car.

Categories: Family Matters [t], Ouch [t]

Hehehe
Ah, the overly-concerned parent dialogue... classic.

Of course, the worst is when you have a doctor for a parent... and both of my parents are doctors. One of them is also an eye doctor, which is even worse because just about anything can theoretically pose a threat to your eyes.
» ManOfDarkSunglasses on 2007-01-22 08:26:00

Lol, don't see how you could've hurt your back from starting the car but hope it doesn't hurt anymore. ;)

(Parents like being right, don't they?)
» (60.48.82.220) on 2007-01-22 10:31:53

At least she didn't insinuate that you hurt it while engaging in kinky sex acts requiring an unusual degree of flexibility.

No, that didn't happen to me, but if it did, that would be REALLY awkward and I probably wouldn't be able to look her in the eyes for at least a few weeks.
» ranor on 2007-01-22 04:32:42

Lol! Your mom must've imagined something bad happening to you when she saw you with the rugby ball before you called. My mom was like that too when my brother called up and told her he was involved in an accident. I guess all parents, or rather moms are like that.
» Nuttz on 2007-01-22 09:04:23

LOL
I like the way you put the //Pause// sign. Made me pause for a moment too.

Lol to your mom. XD
» razzly on 2007-01-23 01:14:21

hahah
my mom makes weird mistakes too. once (actually, a few times) she got into this huge rant about how i don't put the phone in the charger...

actually, that's not funny. *shrugs* good example!
» middaymoon on 2007-01-23 05:20:37

Jamie Lok you're getting old lah... Don't be playing any dangerous sports now.... hehe
» (130.220.79.178) on 2007-01-23 09:20:02

I love your mom!!! Ahahahahah! Well, ok, fine. You too. Hehe... Your family is just classic la. How's ur back btw. I really thought ur mom was gonna say something abt kinky sex and how you shld abstain blah blah blah. Not that my mom has said anything of the sort to me. But then again, I haven't had the need of a chiropractor... =p
» Qian (60.48.119.14) on 2007-01-24 01:08:10

Your mom is contradicting. Kung Fu is violent too, no ? :o
» YungJie (60.52.208.17) on 2007-01-25 05:38:12

OMG! You're aging too!
» Paul (61.6.35.178) on 2007-01-26 06:01:09

im still baffled. how on earth did you manage to sprain your back so badly just bending down to start a car?!
» andrew (218.111.37.99) on 2007-01-31 12:55:08

MoDS: Is it true what they say about carrots then?

IP address person: It's a very temperamental car.

ranor: I ALWAYS play safe. ;)

Nuttz: So true.

razzly: :D Glad it worked for you.

middaymoon: Nice try. Lol.

Min, I KNOW IT'S YOU, MIN!: You just wait for your turn!

Qian: Mmm, you definitely want to have need of MY chiropractor.

YungJie: She doesn't approve of that either.

Paul: *Squeezes her eyes shut and sticks her fingers into her ears* Lalalalalalalalala!

andrew: I didn't sprain it. I tore a muscle.
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