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Thursday. 1.18.07 12:16 pm
While paying for these:



Salesgirl: By the way, these are indoor shoes.
Me: What does that mean? I can't wear them outdoors?
Salesgirl: You can. But if someone tries to rob you, take them off before you start running.
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Indoor shoes? Something like bedroom slippers? How much did you pay for it? Looks better than the normal bedroom slippers though.
» Nuttz on 2007-01-18 12:39:56

Nuttz: BEDROOM SLIPPERS! *Kungfu kicks you* Haha, there's actually a little emblem of a guy doing a kungfu kick on the sole.
» theZEBRA on 2007-01-18 12:43:48

What's so unusual about that?
I don't know what muggers are like in Kuala Lumpur, but here in NY they're quite courteous. There's just something about the way that they say "Gimme all your money!" that reflects a deeper gentleness and kind heart. I'm sure that if I asked for a moment to take of my "indoor shoes" so that I could run away, they would be more than happy to oblige.
» ManOfDarkSunglasses on 2007-01-18 12:44:53

MoDS: She must've spent some time in NY then. Cuz here, muggers prefer the method of sneaking up behind you before applying a hard, baseball bat-like object to the back of your head with great force, and THEN only do they enquire if you have any change to spare. It's good that they're not fussy about the reply (if there's one at all), they'll take everything anyway.

Having said that, they would probably let me take my shoes off. So that they could steal them as well.
» theZEBRA on 2007-01-18 10:33:59

That could actually work out pretty well...
Imagine this... The mugger allows you to take off your shoes, and then steals them for him/herself. Overwhelmed by the sheer awesomeness of the shoes' style, the mugger promptly proceeds to kick off his/her own mugging-boots, and replace them with your stolen shoes.

The mugger is tempted to pause for a moment to admire the new footwear, but knows that he cannot... for it is not safe to linger at the scene of the crime. It is necessary to make a getaway before police arrive.

Aha! You have them now... For unbeknown to the mugger he is wearing indoor shoes. The moment that his first running-step comes down on the outdoor-earth, a rift in the space-time continuum erupts underneath him and the mugger is dragged feet-first into non-existence.

You awaken from your baseballbatlikeobject-induced coma to an empty alley, where the only remaining trace of the mugger is your stolen wallet, lying haphazardly on the pavement where your assailant once stood.

Hell yeah, I gotta get myself a pair of those shoes.
» ManOfDarkSunglasses on 2007-01-18 02:18:06

MoDS: That...was awesome. Truly, you must be a master strategist, to foresee such an outcome. And yes, you MUST get a pair of tuhons. Cuz the guys' version is frickin' sweet.
» theZEBRA on 2007-01-18 06:12:22

Lol! Okay.. they're not bedroom slippers. The guys' version looks nice.. I agree with you that the muggers in KL would ask for your shoe too.
» Nuttz on 2007-01-19 04:15:50

I wear my indoor shoes outside and my outdoor shoes inside. I'm a rebel.
» JJ (65.91.120.126) on 2007-01-19 01:34:58

wait a minute. weren't the ones you showed me a pair of three stripes? and these are the glory ticks?

YOU GOT A NEW PAIR!? i hate you.

kthxbai.
» bUttsH4k3r (87.102.36.94) on 2007-01-19 07:31:54

WOW! I just realized that you gave me lots of PPS!!! XD Now I can realize my dream of getting a pixel person!!! ALL HAIL theZEBRA! By the way, are you like the most popular person on Nutang? Because you sure are rich!! ;) Thanks again, for allowing me to live the dream. :D
» Zanzibar on 2007-01-20 02:48:10

WTH!!
OMG! What gorgeous shoes! And it's baby purple! Jamie!! How dare you?!?!?!?! My colour!
» (137.205.76.185) on 2007-01-20 08:09:22

Oops
Sorry..btw that purple comment was by me.
» Cheryl (137.205.76.185) on 2007-01-20 08:09:49

Nuttz: What would muggers in Taiping do then? :D

JJ: I worry for you. Next thing you know, you'll be eating After Dinner mints BEFORE dinner.

bUttsH4k3r: You monkey, this is the pair that I showed you!!! Exactly how high was that fever?!

Zanzibar: You're welcome. :) Everyone needs a pixel person in their life.

Cheryl: Not to worry, the way I treat my shoes, the purple won't be there for long. ;)
» theZEBRA on 2007-01-21 10:53:28

I see a purple colour pair of shoes. Hmmm...Is that really really my zebra?? :) How's your holiday going??
» Carrot (62.254.32.17) on 2007-01-21 02:20:51

i wouldnt even want to wear them anywhere! they look far too delicate (and pricey) for anything other than sitting pretty on a footstool ;)
» Jen (219.93.44.71) on 2007-01-22 12:22:25

Carrot: Well, I did prefer the guys' version. But they didn't have my size. :(

The holiday was AWESOME. A friend gained 4 kilos over the weekend. Moohaha!

Jen: But after they're trashed, I have an excuse to buy NEW ones!
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