Muscles!

On treadmills and weight benches, glistening with sweat as they burned and trembled under the strain. I sat on an unoccupied rowing machine, absently sliding back and forth as I watched my friend rhythmically pump more than twice my weight.

“That’s more than twice my weight,” I observed helpfully.

He ignored me, pumping the bar up and down without missing a beat. It would have seemed effortless if it weren’t for the throbbing veins and blood vessels threatening to burst.

“Do you want some of my peanut butter?” I offered him my jar and spoon.

*Grunt...pump…grunt…pump*

“What would you do if I tickled you right now?” I leaned forward, finger extended in anticipation.

He hesitated in mid-pump, then straightened shaky arms to lock the bar back onto the rack. He sat up and glowered at me. “You mean if the bar didn’t crush my neck? I’d probably crush yours.” A frightening threat, but his purple face let it down. He sighed in exasperation. “I thought you wanted to check the gym out. Go check it out! And leave me alone.”

I gave him a withering glare. “I heard that last bit, you ingrate.” And rubbed peanut butter into his hair in retaliation, narrowly avoiding an angry swipe. Then I retreated to the other side of the gym with my peanut butter. I didn’t want to be within reach of an irritated guy who could a hundred kilos. Imagine what he’d do to the peanut butter.

Mmm, yummy peanut butter. I ate another spoonful while surveying the gym.

At one end, an obscenely sculpted gym rat glared at himself in the mirror, scrutinising his body for the slightest hint of jiggle. A slightly less-muscled, but definitely more sexy guy bent over next to him, reaching for his water bottle. Mmm, yummy arse. Come to think of it, there were many yummy arses in the room (mine included, of course). And only four…no, five…wait, four… Well, only four or five females besides me, depending on whether the feminine-faced but scarily buff individual in the corner sported boobs or moobs.

I licked my peanut buttery spoon thoughtfully. Hmm, I could definitely see a few "fit" reasons to join this gym.

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Haha.
» siti84 on 2006-08-17 02:49:38

Call me ignorant, althought 'blur' sounds cuter, but what's "trigger-happy"? And although i'm pretty sure your hs is directly across uni, i do appreciate the effort you made to make that comment! hehe... and as for the gym, JOIN!!!! if you can afford it, hot/fit guys are definitely worth the money. ESPECIALLY if they've cute butts. Shhh....don't tell Chiam, ok?
» Qian (149.135.42.2) on 2006-08-17 03:54:43

nah. not too many fit girls go to gym. aside fom you, of course.
» bUttsH4k3r (60.49.65.132) on 2006-08-17 05:04:08

Take me back honey, please! She doesn't mean anything to me, honest! I really enjoyed our couple-of-hours fake-relationship! ! !
» Damian (218.214.162.38) on 2006-08-17 09:24:29

Eat any more peanut butter and a CRANE wouldn't be able to lift you.
» Jay (83.146.56.226) on 2006-08-17 05:51:49

Don't listen to Jay. He eats his own weight in rice every single day. We know this because he foolishly blogs about it afterwards. Peanut butter is full of protein and is extremely good for you. So there. (Perhaps not by the jar though.)
» Katy Newton (80.0.25.130) on 2006-08-17 06:41:57

peanut butter
makes your butt grow....or so i heard...... gym workouts are cool but you get gross discusting old perverts that look at you while you working out in the gym.......but if there are hott guys you should be all for it....
» finelegsforever on 2006-08-17 10:33:51

o yeah i forgot
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» finelegsforever on 2006-08-17 10:34:34

siti84: :D

Qian: I was just impressed with the number of photos you took. And yes, you have the key issue there - "If i can afford it".

bUttsH4k3r: *Preens* I must confess I was there only for the sightseeing.

Damian: A kid! You didn't tell me that you had a kid! And I only found out in the therapy session! *Takes back CuddleBunny status from you*

Jay: You're just sore about your failed diet. :p

Katy: To be fair, there was only half a jar left...

finelegsforever: Well, it's a uni gym, so the ppl who go there are mostly uni students. And re. the peanut butter, well, we'll find out soon.
» theZEBRA on 2006-08-18 01:44:45

It's peanut butter jelly time !!!
I hardly go to the gym inside my apartment, not because of don't want to see any chicks but I might smash up jocks with all the equipment inside XD.
» YungJie (60.51.225.173) on 2006-08-19 05:12:53

GASP. WHo is this muscled buddy? Why aren't you dating the grunting neanderthal? Does he have a number?
» Paul (219.95.160.69) on 2006-08-19 11:05:46

Peanut butter is sooo good. Period. :)
» little-b on 2006-08-22 01:59:30

YungJie: Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! *Does the banana dance*

Paul: Because he has a girlfriend. Curses. He plays rugby too... :'(

little-b: Almost as good as peanut butter ice cream.
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