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Sunday. 8.6.06 10:41 pm
WORDS!!!

Scrawled in bold ink, all over my arms, legs, shoulders and stomach! Where did they come from?! Someone must have broken into my room last night. And tried to steal my stuff, only to be foiled by my genious anti-robbery strategy - I hoard my valuables on the bed and sleep on top of them. Not very comfortable, but by god, I'm not letting anyone get away with my booze and chocolate!

The messages on my body were probably that same someone expressing his/her frustration in great detail. I looked closer. Hmmm..."Kiwis have gonorrhea". Right, a Wallabies supporter there. Some smiley faces, and various "Happy Birthday"'s in bad handwriting.

Oh.



It had started off as a quiet birthday dinner. Friends, food, prezzies, cake, and an intimidating amount of balloons. All good. I was happy.



And then someone suggested moving on to the pub. I protested of course, but they dragged me along. Bloody alcoholics.



Things started to get a little hazy from there. I recall karaoke, pool and tequila. Actually no, I don't recall any of that. But those are the ingredients of every Wednesday night at Curtin. And if my non-recollecion is anything to go by, my birthday was no different.



Somewhere along the way, someone must have rustled up a marker and tried to make up for not buying me a card. Soon enough, random strangers were scribbling on me. Not that I was complaining, it gave me a chance to reciprocate on the hot ones. Remarked one as I worked in fierce concentration on his perfect abs, "How long does it take to draw a smiley face?"





But the highlight of the night was not the free drinks or dancing or birthday shout outs. It was the birthday present from some random guy.



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25 Comments.


How did the kiwi get an STD?
» Dilated on 2006-08-06 06:08:04

sounds like quite a birthday celebration! The guy who gave you the picnic (never heard of that candy before) must've been a big spender.
» dave on 2006-08-06 07:04:12

Jack Sparrow is way cooler
» CM on 2006-08-07 06:47:29

your birthday ? I TOTALLY FORGOT...
» jase (202.6.138.42) on 2006-08-07 07:35:23

No wonder you're smiling. Who's that hot guy on your right - in the third picture from the top!! Get me his number! BTW Happy birthday! PAUL
» Paul (60.48.184.241) on 2006-08-07 08:50:43

oo lala. who's an old fart now? happy belated birthday then. when're you leaving your bed so i can raid it for chocs?
» bUttsH4k3r (60.48.81.255) on 2006-08-07 10:24:33

hey, babe! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! and i have to agree with CM that Jack Sparrow is WAY cooler than the picnic bar.
» Qian (58.163.138.175) on 2006-08-07 01:04:38

Dilated: Cuz sheep are sluts.

dave: Yeah, he was! Much bigger than cheapskates like us. And you're definitely missing out on picnic bars - yummy wafer and goopy caramel covered in sinful chocolate.

CM: He probably reads this blog and knew that I had Jack Sparrow already. Maybe the picnic bar's just to hold me till Casino Royale and a Daniel Craig action figure comes out.

jase: AS EXPECTED!!! Liz and Joel called at midnight, ok!

Paul: Thanks!! And that's Filipe, whose abs I drew on as well. He invited me to a party on Wednesday, hooray!

bUttsH4k3r: Look who's talking, uncle! You'll always be older than me! Muahahaha!

Qian: Thanks! Yes well, Jack Sparrow came from Ian and the picnic bar came from someone who knew me for 10 mins.
» theZEBRA on 2006-08-07 11:36:05

dammit you are a year older than me again, the chase is on !!!
» YungJie (60.49.202.94) on 2006-08-07 11:50:50

YungJie: BRING IT ON!
» theZEBRA (134.7.248.137) on 2006-08-08 12:03:35

OMG a PICNIC BAR best bday present EVER!!! *ahem* Anyway. HAPPEE BURFDAY. And once, because he was such a wonderful canvas, I drew a chinese dragon on the side of a guy's tummy. It turned out as more of a scaly water worm with a moose's head than a dragon, but I blamed it on his profuse sweating and rapid heartbeat, and he was the one blushing instead of me. Hehe. And it looks like you haven't gained the dreaded migration weight!
» Laynie (219.95.162.93) on 2006-08-08 12:27:33

How did you get people to write on you when you were having piggy-backs all the time ;-)
» greavsie (217.44.141.234) on 2006-08-08 02:07:18

hahahha.. hey i was celebrating the night for you with ashley and frenz okay! We went to THE PALACE and RED SQUARE! hahahha.. THEN WE HAD PANCAKES! YUMMY YUMMY YUM YUM! too bad you weren't there, I'm sure you'd get rejected again.. I mean I'm sure you'd have a good time too!
» jase (202.6.138.42) on 2006-08-08 02:28:00

Laynie: I wanted to draw a zebra but I ran out of ink! And yes, I haven't gained too much weight, mostly because I can't be arsed to cook and end up eating muesli. LAZINESS - the BEST way to lose weight!

greavsie: That was when my piggy needed a rest. :D

jase: NONSENSE! I hope you gain 20 kg!!!!!!!!!!
» theZEBRA on 2006-08-08 03:09:32

Picnic bar...y u m m y...now I'm hungry all over again. :(
» little-b on 2006-08-08 10:43:39

HAH! Call a spade a spade! I'm merely stating the truth about you! When am I gonna see you in the REJECT shop?
» jase (202.6.138.42) on 2006-08-09 07:23:55

some jerk (...my boyfriend...) drew a giant fetus on my arm at a party. also, did i say i love ponies? i meant i hate them! you should have seen what the one at the wedding did to the moon pie it was fed.
» Chloefoxx on 2006-08-09 06:54:33

little-b: Mmmm, now I'm addicted to Raspberry Fizz Lifesavers!

jase: Never! Cuz I'll never end up there! Unlike you, who won't even make Reject Shop standards! You'll end up in the garbage dump! Muahahahahaha!

Chloefoxx: A giant fetus you say...sounds like a poorly disguised fertility charm if you ask me. Watch yourself.
» theZEBRA (134.7.248.137) on 2006-08-10 02:55:57

I guess then I'll meet you there.. in the garbage bin.. we're made for each other... muacks!
» jase (122.49.139.30) on 2006-08-11 09:18:48

You drew on his abs? Take a picture dammit! And I love Lynn Flewelling! Paul
» Paul (219.95.184.214) on 2006-08-11 11:30:57

check out my new blog! and you! i'll never forgive u for not calling/emailing me when u were in kl! hmph! leave comments, ok!
» Qian (203.49.190.125) on 2006-08-15 11:52:06

wow
your birthday sure does look fun. hope i can have such fun time once a year too! *sighs* wel, happy belated birthday! stay cheerful and smiley and happy always!!!
» siti84 on 2006-08-15 11:42:27

jase: No, I'd rather be the person burning the garbage...with you in it. :p

Paul: Hooray, you read Lynn Flewelling too! Do you know if there's a fourth book in the series yet? And I didn't take a pic, but I did take his necklace as a souvenir.

Qian: :( Don't merajuk la.... I'm terrible I know. Sob sob sob. I can't go to blogs using the internet service at home, but I'll purposely walk all the way to uni to go to the labs and comment on yours, ok?

siti84: Haha, thanks! Hope you have/had a great time at your birthday party too!
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