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From the wiles of a stranger
If one's own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with.

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Wednesday. 4.5.06 10:02 am
Phone: *Rings*

Me: Hullo?
NG: Hi, it's me, Norwegian guy.
Me: Err, hi! How're you doing?
NG: I'm good, I'm good. A bit hungover, but I'm doing pretty well, thanks. I had a really great        time last night.
Me: *Really regrets last night* Um..yeah, I did too.
NG: Hey, I'd really like to see you today. How about a picnic later? I'll pick you up and we could go        to King's Park or something.

//Alarm bells go off in my head. PICNIC! Next thing I know, he'll be suggesting moonlit walks on the beach and watching the sunset from a river cruise!//

Me: Uhh...about that...you see, I...err, it's not you, it's...no, what I mean to say is...well...err...I-       I, err, I... *Sighs* Well, to be honest, I like another guy. (I thought that it might be a bit        cruel to say "other guys".)

//Long pause//

NG: Oh. I see. Ok.
Me: Ok?
NG: *Subdued* Yeah. I mean, if you like someone else, that's your thing. Nothing I can do about        it.
Knife: *Stabs into my heart*
Me: I'm really sorry about this...
NG: *Even more subdued* No, no. Nothing to be sorry about.
Knife: *Sinks further in and starts to twist*

//Dammit, why won't he call me a bitch? I want to beg him to yell at me, swear at me, ANYTHING, just as long as he stops sounding so fucking dejected. I'm writhing on the floor with self-hate right now. God, someone end my misery.//

Me: But I really am sorry.
NG: Ok.
Me: I'll see you at soccer, alright?
NG: Alright.
Me: Ok...bye then.
NG: Bye.

I hang up in relief. What a nightmare. At least I won't have to face him for another four days.

//One hour later//

Phone: *Rings*

NG: Hi again. Listen, I know you don't like relationships, so I was just wondering, how do you feel        about something casual instead?

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107 Comments.


ARGHHHH!!! DO NOT SUBMIT TO THE EVIL! BE A VIRGIN! though i doubt it.... BUT THE POINT IS... i lost it already somehow or another... :p
» jase (130.220.79.178) on 2006-04-04 09:15:18

jase: Your virginity? But we know that already. To Joel. :D
» theZEBRA on 2006-04-04 09:17:36

am i the only one seeing little spaces in between your conversations? something more casual, eh? tch!
» bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-04-04 11:46:52

So persistent. Points for trying. But sadly cancelled out by anti-points for not being very attractive.
» Katy Newton (62.253.64.16) on 2006-04-05 02:02:36

Lol - you absolutely should have said "I like other guys"! But don't write him off yet, you shallow little girl. Look beyond the looks. Sometimes the ugliest men have the hugest dicks.
» Jay (82.69.108.126) on 2006-04-05 02:20:37

Where do you find all these cheap, slutty Norwegians... I need a few of them myself. I know I'm usually the defender of committed relationships and all that but every once in a while, it's nice to get some fresh nookie without strings. Paul
» Paul (218.208.230.141) on 2006-04-05 02:32:02

srikl two years your senior...hehehe
» vincent (218.111.51.108) on 2006-04-05 10:21:03

what did u say after that? i assume u didn't just hang up, did u?
» Qian (60.48.117.56) on 2006-04-05 09:58:21

Since when did you become so nice?
» ephez (139.80.123.38) on 2006-04-05 10:02:55

bUttsh4k3r: Exactly! Tch, men!

Katy: *Blushes* Ashamed as I am to admit it, my answer to a casual fling would have been very different if he had been hotter.

Jay: I suppose that's what blindfolds are for...

Paul: He was getting in the way of my fresh Mauritian nookie, strings attached or not.

Vincent: Ahh, Sri KL. Wonderful days those. *Looks fondly back at the times she cut class to hang out in the prefect room with the luvly sofa bed*

Qian: What do you think I said?! *Mock gasp*

ephez: You wound me. I've always been nice.
» theZEBRA on 2006-04-06 03:29:53

what!? dun bluff la jaime.. and it wouldn't be me who lost it in that case la.. it's joel who lost his... hahahhaa
» jase (130.220.79.98) on 2006-04-06 04:28:44

Poor Joel. Everywhere he goes also kena kutuk. Aiya jamie... go out with all of em only. one for each day.
» Min (130.220.79.98) on 2006-04-06 04:32:48

I used to skipp class on the pretense of prefectorial and sports house assistant captain . . . all the time!!! I love tose titles. Oh oh, I got voted as tennis captain for my batch =)
» KE (219.94.62.50) on 2006-04-06 06:31:40

Aren't you too young to be pining away for ONE guy, no matter how hot he is? Its time to play the field, window shop & swim in the sea. Go get yourself wet girl, you know you want to. And Jay is right about fugly men... :oD
» AJ (219.93.73.114) on 2006-04-06 10:37:25

hey, hey! no need to be rude. but anyway, the poor fellow....must've been crushed. but oh well, cruel to be kind and all that jazz.
» Qian (60.48.113.6) on 2006-04-09 07:30:37

NG
Relentless......Salutes to him!
» souplad (198.16.9.11) on 2006-04-10 09:23:07

well, he may not be very good looking, but at least he's very nice.
» Laynie (219.95.252.13) on 2006-04-11 05:54:02

you gone for alcohol fuelled parties again?
» bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-04-11 09:48:53

Jase: You mean there was another guy in your life before Joel?

Min: Do I seem like such a slut to you? ...Don't answer that.

KE: Hooray for you! Hang on, didn't you quit tennis a while back?

AJ: "Go get yourself wet" = that sounded so wrong. :D About fugly men, sometimes it's not worth the gamble. Cuz that's DOUBLE the disappointment.

Qian: I wasn't being rude, didn't you see my mock gasp?

souplad: Would you like his number? ;)

Laynie: I'm not sure about that last bit either.

bUttsH4k3r: EXCUSE ME! Some of us have assignments to finish, ok?! The alcohol-fuelled party is tonight.
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