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Saturday. 3.18.06 3:26 pm
It’s 6 am and I’m in tears. I just puked my guts out barely ten minutes ago but already I need to go again. And I don’t think I can make it to the loo this time, stumbling around in the dark, still half-pissed. Plus the door might not lock properly, not after I tripped and fell straight onto the door handle just now.

I feel utterly and completely wretched.

I try to recall what last night’s occasion was. Oh yes. St. Patrick’s Day. Apparently, it was crucial that we got absolutely smashed to honour St. Paddy, even if none of us at the party was Irish. Well, we definitely drank enough to honour him and any other saints we might have missed earlier.

It wasn’t even that spectacular a party, not enough to make the pain I’m in worth it anyway. All I remember is helping to break up a fight (one guy had to be grabbed in an armlock while the other was dragged outside – I did the talking and door-locking), breaking a glass, falling asleep in the corridor, and someone carrying me home. At least Security didn’t come down to break the party up this time.

Alright, maybe I drank a little too much.

Oh god, I feel sick. And if I don’t stop puking soon, I’ll have to crawl up to the Health Centre to get a rehydration jab. The last time I felt this bad, I went off alcohol for at least a month. This is it. Time for another month’s break, I think.

And then I catch sight of the cool Guiness cap that Bottleshop Adam gave me last night.

Well, make that a couple of days.

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16 Comments.


Ah yes, it all comes back to me now. I miss university. Hope you feel better soon.
» Katy Newton (62.253.64.16) on 2006-03-18 03:31:23

Banana milkshake.
» greavsie (81.157.43.61) on 2006-03-18 04:47:58

yeah, same thing happened to me three or four months back. excessive partying can be rather hazardous. but now, i can't seem to find great ones anymore.
» bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-03-18 09:09:27

Katy: Days of misspent studenthood, eh? Thanks darling, felt semi-human by noon.

greavsie: Dry toast and strong tea did the trick for me. I'll keep your milkshake in mind for next time though.

bUttsH4k3r: You've used up your "good party karma". The only way to get a recharge is to throw an awesome one yourself.
» theZEBRA on 2006-03-18 11:45:18

Out of sheer randomness...
Drink hot milo. Lol. Have McD's breakfast. Lots of oil, grease, fats. It's good. That's what I'm doing now because my stomach feels like it's doing fricking loops, (what's that thing that chicks do when they.. uhh.. flip..) and all that jazz. Arghh. St. Pat's usually means beer = no. But I made up for the alcohol part anyway. Yup, he'd be proud.
» Alynna (149.167.151.46) on 2006-03-18 05:58:13

what?! and clean up the mess after myself? never!
» bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-03-18 06:06:39

Do the words ALCOHOL POISONING mean anything to u? Doesn't really to me lar, just wondering if it rang any bells for u.. Heh.. :P
» Joel (203.100.23.136) on 2006-03-18 07:57:24

Ash it happensh I have had quite a bit to drink with Shamelesh thish evening so may be feeling like poo tomorrow also.
» Katy Newton (62.253.64.16) on 2006-03-18 09:03:26

Jamie!!!!!!!!! STOP DRINKING!!!! hah! got your attention, right? heheheh... woman, you're killing all your damn neurons! now, i know you have a freakin load to spare, but please, for the rest of the world's population who are lacking in that department (read: jase, george bush), it is with great pain that they watch you killing something which they so desire. either that, or they're reveling in the fact that you may one day become like them. =þ
» Qian (60.48.114.79) on 2006-03-19 01:36:59

Ouch. Rough. Well, just drink less, but more often! That way you don't get severely smashed, but there are many many visits to the Bottleshop!
» Laynie (219.95.249.54) on 2006-03-19 04:29:59

Alynna: You took a bus to McD's and walked all the way back. *Shakes her head* I had trouble just walking across the road to get bread.

bUttsH4k3r: Well, you DO have loads of experience with that.

Jolelodeon: Is that something like what Katy experienced? She tried to make up for eating dodgy chicken by sterilising it with gallons of vodka after. You'd think it would have worked.

Katy: Perhaps the solution to dodgy chicken is to MARINATE the chicken in vodka beforehand. On a side note, isn't it interesting how vodka burns on the way down AND on the way up as well? Both of us definitely have the cleanest throats here.

Qian: God, ending up like Jase. Now there's a sobering thought.

Laynie: I like your suggestion best of all. Especially the Bottleshop bit.
» theZEBRA on 2006-03-19 06:59:34

Well the upside to this is that when you finally do snare yourself an Aussie husband, you'll fit right in with his drinking habits and the rest of his alcoholic family.
» Jay (62.253.96.45) on 2006-03-19 09:47:50

Jay: You calling me an alkie?
» theZEBRA on 2006-03-19 10:05:44

Tsk Tsk . . . you really should learn to limit your drinking . . . I guess that makes the two of us . . hahaha
» KE (219.94.60.17) on 2006-03-19 07:52:50

KE: I do, I do. I only drink on Weds, Fris, and Sats now.
» theZEBRA on 2006-03-20 06:25:45

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