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Family Court One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with. Ogden Nash | The Bottleshop Guy Monday. 3.13.06 2:34 am RESULT!!! I love the fact that my house is so close to the bottleshop. Or to be more precise, I love the fact that my house is so close to the Bottleshop Guy. Tall and dark with the cutest grin ever. I ‘found’ him a couple of weeks ago when we ran dry one night. So it was off to the friendly neighbourhood bottleshop to restock our fridge. And it was there, in the coldroom, that the Bottleshop Guy caught me trying to lift a slab of beer. His protective instincts must have instantly flared up when he saw a wee Asian lass struggling because he immediately rushed over to help. Or maybe he just didn't want to end up sweeping broken glass. Whatever. I was just happy to admire the way he effortlessly hefted the case up to his shoulder. (Which reminds me, I need to suggest to the bottleshop management that they make it mandatory for their employees to wear sleeveless shirts.) Soon, I was finding every excuse to make a trip to the bottleshop. Which wasn't as easy as it sounds - I couldn't go by myself as that would have been much too obvious, especially since I never buy my own drinks if I can help it. Luckily enough, I have an Alcoholic Scotsman for a neighbour, and I started tagging along every time he needed supplies. In fact, he's not allowed to go there without me anymore. Not that he's got anything to complain about, now he's got an extra pair of hands to help carry the bottles home. Anyway, it was during one of these trips that the Slurpy Cow made an appearance. "Darling!" she flounced up when she saw the Alcoholic Scotsman. "It's been AGES! Give us a kiss!" *Slurp slurp* "Hey, don't I get one too?" the Bottleshop Guy joked as I turned to him in horror. "Of course you do!" mooed the Slurpy Cow. *Slurp slurp* "Slag!" I glared at her while berating myself at the same time, "Damn, why didn't I think of that?!" I stayed away for the next few days, miserable and heartbroken. Why did he ask her for the kiss and not me? I'm the one who's meant to be the Bad Taste Bitch! I was hurting, and I probably still would be if it wasn't for the Alcoholic Scotsman who finally got fed up with my whinging and dragged me back there. "Hullo you, where have you been?" He missed me! Squee! I would have thrown myself at him and begged him to take me home in that instant, but the Alcoholic Scotsman managed to grab my arm in time. Still holding on, he started hunting for a pack of Smirnoff DBs while I gazed lovestruck at the Bottleshop Guy's reflection in the fridge door. And then, as "So, I never did get your name. I'm Adam." YES! I'm this close to getting him. And his bottleshop discount. And now pics from the Alcoholic Scotsman's 21st birthday celebrations.  20 Comments. All the best with Adam! hehe...bring back some bottles for me as well, ok? Discounted ones. =þ » Qian (60.48.115.212) on 2006-03-12 06:31:29 Qian: I'd rather bring Adam back. :D » theZEBRA on 2006-03-12 07:58:12 i was this close to a party on saturday. except one of my mate's laptop died and the plans all fell out. this close. » bUttsH4k3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-03-12 09:45:52 bUttsH4k3r: *Pats him on the back* There there. You'll get to go one day. And then you can brag all about how you woke up the next day in the shower half-naked. » theZEBRA on 2006-03-13 04:43:28 Sigh. Have you learnt nothing from the master? Get his freaking number after he introduced himself!! Just be honest and say that you like his arms. No guy can resist that. Paul » Paul (219.95.231.63) on 2006-03-13 05:32:03 Sleeveless shirts? How about an all-nude bottleshop instead? Looks like you had a blast at the party. I'm digging those faux tattoos ("free sex"). They remind me of Jimmy's tattoo - except his is real. » JJ (68.83.172.211) on 2006-03-13 06:30:28 Hmmm... maybe this'll work: http://www.thechurning.com/images/fuckyeah.jpg » JJ (68.83.172.211) on 2006-03-13 06:31:49 Put that tongue back in your mouth woman =D » Rae (220.238.196.150) on 2006-03-13 06:59:57 I think you should make it clear to him that HE'S the reason you've been buying so much alcohol. We don't want Bottleshop Guy thinking you're a dirty little alkie. Just dirty. » Jay (82.69.108.126) on 2006-03-13 07:32:21 Paul: Should I tell him that I like his discount too? And about the number, he's not going anywhere...plenty of chances for that still. :D
JJ: TEAM AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! Ahh, couldn't resist. Good movie that. Rae: I'd much rather put it in his. ;)
Jay: I suppose it doesn't really help matters much that he bumped into us at the pub. At 4.30pm. Qian: Hahaha, thanks! And hey, hands off! :D
Jeff: Was I passed out in the corner? Lol.
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