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Family Court One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with. Ogden Nash | Knotty Bits Monday. 1.23.06 11:28 pm I had an x-ray done today. I've been x-rayed before, but today was the first time in my entire life that I was confronted with one of the more terrifying aspects of the medical world. The hospital gown. A deceptively simple garment. Loose enough to be a one-size-fits-most, yet without the potential embarrassment of poking your head through a sleeve that usually accompanies other clothes of this fit. It started off well enough:       Take clothes off. Check       Take bits of metal jewellery off. Check       Stuff everything into little basket. Check       Admire self in mirror. Check       Choose a (prettier-coloured) gown. Check       Poke arm through sleeve. Check       Poke other arm through other sleeve. Check       And finally, tie...hang on a minute...tie...ummm...TIE... WTF? And then I realised that the stupid ties for the gown had been strategically placed right down the spine, where I'd have to dislocate shoulders, elbows, and fingers just to lace them up. Knotting the first pair itself took me a good ten minutes of protesting muscles and agonising contorting. But with a lot of painful stretching and Right. To the x-ray machine.       Open door and smile apologetically. Check       Pick up basket with belongings inside. Check       Walk ahead of radiologist. Check       Accidentally let necklace fall out of basket. Check       Bend over to pick it up. Check And that was when I discovered that the knots weren't quite as secure as I had thought. Categories: Facepalm Moments [t] 20 Comments. I never knew that you get to pick the colour of the gown, and that you get to bring the basket of clothing out with you. But I sure avoided bending over in all circumstances. Haha. » Princess Poo Poo (203.54.78.250) on 2006-01-23 09:53:15 Why tie the gown? Don't bother lah. It's a short procedure. Paul » Paul (219.95.228.167) on 2006-01-23 10:12:33 You forgot the "over-the-shoulder bedroom eyes look" after bending over. And the "radiologist falls in love with patient, he then dates patient, later marries her, and lives happily ever after". But... whatever. » DeeVeuS on 2006-01-23 10:16:07 OMG! *slaps forehead* » pelf (60.48.71.115) on 2006-01-23 10:51:29 I absolutely agree with DeeVeus. You wasted a brilliant opportunity there. Now if you put ME in a gown... » Jay (217.37.171.17) on 2006-01-23 12:31:14 you know, i've always imagined hospital robes as butt baring clothes thingies. was your butt bare-naked? » bUttsHAk3r (62.252.224.16) on 2006-01-23 02:18:17 Yeah right - you did it on purpose admit it. » US (62.254.128.6) on 2006-01-23 02:48:12 Tsk, tsk, tsk. Guess we won't be needing that x-ray anymore. » Laynie (219.95.155.237) on 2006-01-23 04:25:18 Princess Poo Poo: It was a choice between naked molerat and a pooish yellow/brown. Paul: Is that what you tell all your hot patients? Then again, once you knock them out, you could have your wicked way with them (if you don't mind an audience, that is). DeeVeuS: Lovely story. Just one minor detail - radiologist was grand-dad-like and had v scary facial hair. pelf: Oh yes. *Facewall* Jay: ...you'd rip a hole in front as well. :D buttsHAk3r: I'm not going back there again in a hurry. I did feel like a bit of an idiot after he told me that all I actually had to take off was my top and bra. Fingers: You got me. :) It's not a good day if I don't get to give granddaddish doctors heart attacks.
Laynie: I was half-afraid that he'd call me back in for another one cuz the first one hadn't come out properly. When he didn't, I was just offended. Greavsie: And expose (haha) myself as a noob? souplad: You volunteering?
Katy: It might be if he ever recovers his eyesight.
Shan: Excellent! Yes, I'm sure this is exactly the reason why he picked his profession.
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