I can hardly write this entry for the regret and sorrow choking me up. I have failed you. For I have returned home...without stripper pics.

Worse, I only have myself to blame. There I was armed with camera and moral intentions, all ready for some gawking (indignantly, of course) at muscles in thongs. But then I thought about the three whole weeks I still had left. And the looooooooooong walk to the train station in the blazing hot sun while fighting off clouds of summer flies seeking shelter up my nostrils and in my ears. So like I always do when confronted with a choice between "now" and "later", I chose "too late". When I finally got around to locating the club, I was informed that only Saturdays are male strip nights. "It's the Aussie way, luv." Bloody slackers more like.

I was crushed. Devastated. Cuz by that time, the only Saturday Strip Night I had left was Christmas Eve. Which I was to spend wearing a silly paper hat and drinking champagne with family members wearing equally silly hats and those cracker plastic rings that always land in the cranberrry sauce. And I had a feeling that it wouldn't be proper Xmas spirit to back out with a "Sorry, Uncle D. I'd rather ogle (indignantly) at men wearing only Santa hats."

Naturally, depression set in. In an effort to cheer me up, the 'tives dumped me in a car and dragged me interstate to trudge up and down walking trails and to look at countless views of sunlight glinting off palm-sized lakes. Very thoughtful of them, but the only lights I wanted to look (indignantly) at were stagelights glinting off waxed chests.

Sob sob. Now there's a reason to put "Stop procrastinating" on my New Year resolution list. Which I will. Later.

Happy morally-sound New Year you lot. Except you, Paul *nudge nudge*.

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hey, every pickle costs its nickle. Good luck w/ the resolution! ;)

Two babies have actually been born. Here's the 2nd: AUDIOcious I especially hope that this year brings baby elephants with human faces. Those always signify good fortune and beautiful foilage!
» dave on 2006-01-01 12:08:45

Jamie!!!! How COULD you???? And by the way, when are you leaving us once more? I'm gonna miss you so much, we must catch up!
» Qian (219.95.131.70) on 2006-01-01 01:24:55

Happy New Year!!!!!
» KE (219.95.129.181) on 2006-01-01 07:47:58

Good God. I've gained some notoriety. Damn you missed your chance. I can tell you that the Aussie boys do know how to get down and get dirty :) Paul
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I'm SO not used to this layout. i remember watching a jap anime with that creature before, and it gave me nightmares. so i think i won't be visiting ur blog for awhile. i already feel traumatised.
» Qian (219.95.131.70) on 2006-01-02 10:51:26

qian: Actually, i just drew it. It's a ninja zebra...though someone just told me that it looks like a garbage bag.
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