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Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Sunday. 10.23.05 5:01 am
Yes, as you have probably guessed, I've changed my layout design.

You may well ask, "But why, o' Esteemable Zebra? Does Dave Grohl no longer warm the cockles of your liver?"

Of course he does. Dave Grohl will always hold that special place in my liver.

But my pancreas has been affected by someone(thing) else. How it ached when I watched the heartbroken Shagless Bunny above in Bernard Derriman's Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me. After all, bunnies have only one purpose in life - to screw one another's brains out. So an unshagging bunny is abhorration of nature. It's living an unfulfilled life, the life of a sub-bunny.

It's a lop-eared tragedy.

Thus I've decided to help this bunny. By using my blog as a personal ad for him. So if you know of any willing bunnies, have them contact the Shagless Bunny.

Bunnies need sex.

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24 Comments.


I have just watched this short film on atom films. :) there is always space for improvement... your layout :)
» Life Feel (141.18.1.19) on 2005-10-23 05:06:22

what nonsense...
» jase (211.24.253.170) on 2005-10-23 08:04:42

Cute bunny! Haven't heard of it before, but it must suck. I mean, it musn't suck, cos that'd count as sex too...erm. I need sex! Put ME on your banner! I didn't know livers had cockles...
» Will (218.208.200.70) on 2005-10-23 08:25:27

Life Feel: You mean "In God We Trust"? Yeah, that's funny. Have also made layout less bland, thanks.

Jase: I'm sorry, is this your first time here? Lol, hey thanks for all the feedback.

Will: How can you not have heard it? No wonder the bunny's got no sex life. Go watch it now! You can sing along if you like. The link's in my post.
You don't need advertising! You're in uniform! How much sexier do u want to be?!
And only zebras' livers have cockles. Cuz we're special. It's a symbiotic relationship.
» theZEBRA on 2005-10-23 10:40:52

lol
Such an emotional ending to the documentary. It reminds me of a sick news story I heard about this past summer though.
» dave on 2005-10-23 03:58:47

is this is the bit where LJ members start squealing, "omg plot BUNNY!!!11!oneoen!!" ? sorry, couldn't help myself. can't help the bunny either.
» Lara Amir (219.95.166.173) on 2005-10-23 07:13:38

dave: And what sick news story would that be? Nothing do to with little seals being clubbed to death, would it?

Lara: Lol, it'd be a really boring plot bunny though. Cuz there wouldn't be any sex in it. *wink*
» theZEBRA on 2005-10-24 07:06:35

nice new colors... try pink next!
» Min (60.50.250.214) on 2005-10-24 08:23:49

ya ya...... u rub it in some more..... I spent my friday nite watching "40 year old virgin". Scheisse!
» souplad (202.156.6.69) on 2005-10-24 10:02:15

Aww that's so cute & funny & sad at the same time. Poor sub-bunny :)
» Shan (218.208.233.68) on 2005-10-24 10:11:30

That bunny is me! The somewhat celibate Paul
» Paul (60.48.214.98) on 2005-10-25 04:26:56

Min: Thanks! I'll keep pink for Wilfred Benjamin Sebastian when he starts his own blog.

Souplad: You bring it upon yourself - staying at home on a fri night to watch 40 yr old virgin. *Grin*

Shab: Practically animal cruelty.

Paul: Hmm...I don't recall the bunny perving at charity dinners, *nudge nudge*
» theZEBRA on 2005-10-25 10:40:44

aw
that poor little bunny.
» Chloefoxx on 2005-10-25 01:37:10

haha
seen that before.....lol. great stuff.
» middaymoon on 2005-10-25 05:09:48

That animation is sooo cuteee :-)
» redintersectsme on 2005-10-25 05:30:51

It's so cute, I can't believe nobody's having sex with it. If I wasn't already in a committed relationship, I'd definitely give him one. Lookit that tail, hoo baby.
» Jay (83.146.56.226) on 2005-10-25 05:34:23

Chloefoxx: The end's so tragic, isn't it?

middaymoon: Yeah, heard it's pretty old. I just found it though. That's how updated I am, grin.

redintersectsme: Happy birthday again!

Jay: Wait till NM hears about this.
» theZEBRA on 2005-10-26 07:33:06

that kind of looks like the bunny on wallace and gromit... :P everyone deserves sex.
» jamie on 2005-10-26 11:14:09

wallace and gromit - it still isn't out here. Any longer and I shall be forced to download it.
» theZEBRA on 2005-10-28 08:27:47

nice
james, i like the new layout. very very nice. :) its cute ..but somehow i dont think u will like that adjective.. lol.. dunno. but yeah..the new layout is GOOD.
» northernlights (60.48.216.157) on 2005-10-28 11:30:05

re: sick story
This guy got arrested in Australian for having sex w/ a rabbit.
» dave on 2005-11-01 12:17:11

trina: Lol, thanks loads.

dave: God, these rabbits are getting desperate.
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