Cabbage tastes like fart.

This is not to say that I've ever tasted fart. I haven't. And I'd like to keep it that way. But in the unlikely event that I might one day find myself with a mouthful of fart, I imagine that boiled cabbage is what it would taste of.

It simply doesn't taste good. And smells bad too. I can't recall having ever heard someone say, "I could really kill for a cabbage leaf right now." Well, apart from my (late) hamster. But we're talking about people (and zebras) here.

So why do people insist on putting it in my meals then?

No wonder Charlie Bucket had no friends.

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s'alright. i'll get 'em in oz. thanks loads tho!
» Stripey Bum (218.111.49.131) on 2005-10-07 07:38:22

That's an interesting - have never heard cabbage being described like that before but I couldn't agree more. Yuk.
» Shan (60.48.171.27) on 2005-10-10 02:57:44

That's interesting - have never heard cabbage being described like that before but I couldn't agree more. Yuk.
» Shan (60.48.171.27) on 2005-10-10 02:57:56

Sorry for the double comment
» Shan (60.48.171.27) on 2005-10-10 02:58:48

woah
boiled cabbage is yuck but don't hate on raw cabbage. it's delicious.
» Chloefoxx on 2005-10-10 04:02:55

Imagine how the fart of cabbage-eaters smell like. And Sandman isn't banned in Malaysia lah. There's whole shelves of it in Kino.
» Will (219.94.116.227) on 2005-10-10 12:58:51

Er,...
My australian granny boils cabage & serves it with lemon juice. Seriously. I suppose the lemon is for the smell. Pfft....
» AJ (219.93.73.114) on 2005-10-11 04:24:10

ummm.. boiled cabages.. NICE! seriously... it's NICE!
» jase (211.24.251.49) on 2005-10-12 05:17:07

Shan: there's no such thing as saying yuck to cabbage too many times

chloe: all cabbage is evil...apart from that cabbage you get in indian food

will: Really? the mph friend told me that it's banned, meaning they can't restock their shelves. Either he's lying (MATT!!!!), or nobody buys Kino's sandman stock cuz the salespeople are condescending prats

AJ: It's a lost cause...nothing can mask the smell of boiled cabbage

jason: YOU'D think that. Just like you think hard-boiled egg yolk is yummy. Weirdo tastebuds.
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