It’s quite odd. Lately, I’ve been noticing that my toys (yes, I still play with them occasionally) have been moving. Not in my presence of course, but I’d find them in positions and places different from those in which I’d left them. Suspicious and paranoid (they might’ve been planning to slit my throat while I was asleep and escape), I installed hidden cameras around the house. And one of them yielded this rather disturbing picture.

Highly alarmed, I started spying on my Lego men. The things I saw! I even managed to obtain more photographic evidence of their sordid little activities behind my back. It’s a bit blurry, but that’s because I had to jump back behind the couch to avoid being caught peeking.

It’s shocking, yes it is. I would never have suspected that my Lego men were using my Dodge without my consent. The nerve. And the sex is slightly disconcerting too. The horses in the background didn’t look too upset though. The toys nowadays. To think they once sat in their boxes patiently waiting to be mutilated by my grubby jam-stained fingers. Perhaps that’s it then. Tired of waiting on that dusty shelf, they took it upon themselves to entertain themselves and relieve their boredom. Hah, I’ll probably come across some ‘interesting’ home videos featuring the Lego clan soon.

Then again, it’s awfully self-centered to assume that only we have sex drives. Lego people are modeled on humans after all, so it shouldn’t be surprising that they might have the same needs that we do. Lego babies do have to come from somewhere. And since I don’t own any Lego women, I guess my Lego men had to make do with each other. Or maybe they’ve never wanted female Legolites in the picture anyhow.

Well, whatever it is, good for them. Now I don’t feel as guilty when I neglect them. But I still want my red Dodge back.

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That's scary , perhaps my Legos will soon revolt and demand Petition Of Rights . *rawr*
» aSpywhojustpassingby (219.93.199.246) on 2004-05-28 12:20:31

I can help you change tired moments into pleasure
I will not be looking at Lego the same way again.They literally gave "sex toy" a new meaning =D
» Obby (219.93.199.246) on 2004-05-28 12:24:06

Sexually Deprived Dudes
Why aren't there zebra legos? Personally think u mite have a thing for gay dudes. Just a theory.....
» EatShitDipShit (218.208.251.63) on 2004-05-29 11:29:16

Hey hey
I've only fallen for ONE gay guy. And i didn't know he was gay at the time. 'Sides, like I said, i don't have female legolites, so it's not like there's much choice in that area.
» theZEBRA on 2004-05-29 08:56:30

they do have horse legolites.you might want to give it a try.Just repaint it.Psssst.....I m gay=D
» Obby (219.95.98.81) on 2004-05-30 12:19:32

Mmmm...
You must've started me off then, Obby. You heartbreaker you. Hmm...I had horse legolites. they broke...I'm starting to wonder why now.
» theZEBRA on 2004-05-31 09:28:31

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Horsie
I still have my horse legolites intact =P
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