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Bitchcakes
Monday. 1.23.06 7:19 pm
Yes, me luvlies, I've been tagged. By the recently grasshopping Pelf.

Much as I'd love to roll my eyes and scoff at this meme that's been going around for far too long (and by doing so, prove myself the blogger eqivalent of the arty loner sneering at the trend-following sheep), there's a little part of this zebra that once wished that she was just that little bit woolier.

Besides, I almost peed myself with excitement just now.

*Tinkle*

Oh, bitchcakes.

5 weird habits of mine
  • I constantly fall in lust love with people who always die onscreen. Not because they die so beautifully, but it just so happens that their characters are killed off all the time. Or so I keep telling myself.
  • I order food that I hate just to make my meals more colourful.
  • In free-seating exam halls, I have to sit at the sixth (from the front) seat, or I'll feel off-balanced throughout the whole paper.
  • I don't drink room-temperature or warmer water.
  • I absolutely detest shaking hands. So if we ever meet, be a friend and keep your hand to yourself.

Right, and since I'm being wooly, I might as well do the thing properly. The next 5 people to be tagged are:
  • Jay - because even Oriental Flowers have their moments
  • Uber Bitchy Jason - even though he'll definitely need more than five
  • Spanky McWanker - just because she loves Little Britain (I admit to doing "we ladies LOVE ballet" pirouettes)
  • Annabelle-molesting Ian - another one who'll need ten or more
  • dave - because he loves his elephants, yes he does.

Come on, darlings. Baa with me.

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Arrr Me Hearties!
Monday. 6.6.05 11:03 pm

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
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Agony
Sunday. 9.18.05 12:00 pm
Ugh. The trauma of last night. More quality time with the toilet bowl...only in a different way. I've learnt my lesson.

Burritos + chicken tikka masala + Tropicana pizza = BAD


In other news, I just got seven-tagged by Beer Brat.

Seven things I plan to do before I die:
1. Eat yak meat and go trekking in Nepal.
2. Get into a proper fight, with fists and everything. And err...win preferably.
3. Fly a plane. In a jet fighter jumpsuit.
4. Be in a relationship that I'm actually committed to.
5. Meet a serial killer/suicide bomber (not as a victim obviously).
6. Speak seven foreign languages fluently (and not just "I'm a blue elephant" in Russian).
7. Write a book and have it published.

Seven things I could do:
1. Flip piles of beer mats of a table edge and catch them in various ways.
2. That Balthazar (Constantine) one-handed coin roll, albeit lots slower.
3. Some old-school skateboard trick which I don't even know the name of.
4. Sit like a "little froggie", as someone put it.
5. Glow red after 2 sips of beer.
6. Pass out at the sight of blood.
7. Ride a horse bareback (as long as it's going real s l o w, and someone's got a tight hold of it).

Seven Celebrity crushes:
1. Richard Roxburgh (mmm...Foxy Roxy)
2. James Denton
3. Hugh Jackman
4. Chris Jack (he's like a big puppy dog...a very BIG one)
5. Dave Grohl
6. Aidan Gillen
7. Clive Owen/Neil Gaiman/Ian Wright (durr...I need more than seven)

Seven often repeated words:
1. Bloody
2. The point is...
3. I want!
4. Sleeeeeeep
5. Skip la
6. Bitch
7. Grrrrr...

Seven physical traits I look for in my partner:
1. Short, spiky hair
2. A hint of "badness"
3. Gotta be taller than me
4. A muscly back
5. Stubble
6. A tattoo/scar
7. And a really sexy ass

Seven tags go to:
1. Lego Man
2. Labby Leopard
3. CONDESCENDme
4. Dr. Paul
5. Obby
6. Trina
7. Fried Fred

Right. Go forth and multiply.

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Juggernaut of Sin
Tuesday. 2.6.07 4:15 pm
Got this off Paul's blog.









I like it. It makes me want to shag myself.

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Visual DNA
Wednesday. 5.23.07 4:53 pm
Goddamn, I love this stuff.


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