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Friday. 6.18.10 9:01 am

good news everyone! (in professor farnsworth's voice)

i get to leave work at 1:30 today. the bad news is that i have to go home and wait for the cable guy to show up at the apartment. i'm assuming that since he can come anywhere between 2PM and 5PM, that he will undoubtedly show up at 2PM or 5PM.

so, if i'm a minute late, i'll come home to a note saying "hey, where the hell were ya? -d" and, well, i'm not gonna leave early, so i guess that's it. i just can't be late.

however, it would suck if he showed up right at 5PM, because that means i took half a vacation day for nada

the real question is, what am i going to do at the apartment this afternoon by myself? i guess i could watch a few movies...

oh, and if you're disappointed because there was no reference to The Cable Guy starring jim carrey and matthew broderick, then don't fret. here's the sweet spot, right here:

2 Comments.

He'll wait until you go in the bathroom
to pee or take a shower, and then show up. Whatever you do, don't pee.
» squid on 2010-06-18 10:28:11

I was waiting for the movie reference... X]
» invisible on 2010-06-21 10:58:30

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