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Thursday. 9.3.09 12:43 pm

so i have a four day weekend coming up. who knew, people get off on labor day. i decided to take an extra day because i'm going to visit the atlantic ocean, and hopefully not dislocate my shoulder again. did i ever tell any of you about that?

last year while body surfing i accidentally tumbled in a wave, which is normally fine, but i happened to smack my arm into the ground with my elbow locked, which made my shoulder yell "shit!"

i went to the ambulance, where they couldn't give me pain meds because they couldn't find a vein for an i.v. line. great. i also got charged nearly 200 dollars for a 7 mile ambulance ride, and another 300 dollars for the doctor to pop my shoulder back into place.

so if you could that along with my skiing accident, then you would know i have two bad shoulders now. did i ever tell any of you about that?

a few years ago i was skiing with my dad, and for whatever reason we decided it be best if we go down a steep intermediate course. now, i suck at skiing as it is, so this was obviously not a good idea. i accidentally went over a small ramp of snow, hopped into the air, got turned sideways, and bent my arm behind my back the wrong way. yeah. i moved a little bit because i was scared, and my arm popped out of the socket. i also (for whatever reason) decided it be best to move again, and it popped back in. mel gibson lethal weapon style, but not as cool.

i also fell on some ice the year before last, and redislocated that same one.

so anyways, i have two bad shoulders. what was i talking about again? (scrolls up)

oh yeah, so i'm going to take a trip to the beach this weekend, and hopefully it will be the sweetest.

also, the beatles rock band game comes out on wednesday, so i will be busy playing that game the rest of my life. cheers.

currently listening to: one last kiss by madina lake

3 Comments.

Don't you have health insurance? D:
» randomjunk on 2009-09-03 02:46:05

The Beatles Rock Band?!??!?!
I am so ooberly jealous! =(
» SporadicFunk on 2009-09-03 03:26:40

Damn that sucks -_-
Freaking ambulance and E.R. costs.

» dont-see on 2009-09-04 04:52:23

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