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200 pps up for grabs.

Friday. 4.6.07 12:03 am

i'm issuing a challenge to whomever can write the best story based on the following guidelines.

...

challenge: the burrito story.

in mexico, long before humans existed, long before dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was another type of being. the burrito.

as farfetched as it sounds, it is complete truth that the burrito reigned over all of earth's creatures. the fiestiness of a combination of meat, beans, cheese, and rice could not be matched. this story focuses on a particular burrito. his name was jonathan everall, but his friends called him johnny moses.

why, you might ask, did they call him johnny moses? well, you will find out as this story progresses.

our setting: the small town of cacao, near el rio grande. the year, irrelevant.

...

it's up to you to write the best story with this setting and plot. best story gets 200 pps.

stories can be left as notes or comments to me, or emailed to me ([email protected]).

enter as many damn stories as you want. if it isn't awesome, i'll be frank; i'm not gonna read the whole thing. so it better be golden from start to finish.

one week. 200 pps up for grabs. good luck.

cheers,
sank

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4 Comments.

I AM ENTERING.
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For now, I am going to bed.
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