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Tuesday. 2.27.07 11:17 pm

this is a double blog. so be prepared.

did anyone catch "are you smarter than a 5th grader?" if you didn't, let me enlighten you.

fox has created a new game show where adults must answer questions straight out of textbooks found for grades 5 and below. easy, right? wrong. wrong? wrong. right? right.

...somehow fox managed to find the only u.s. history major graduate of UCLA that didn't know who the first president was to be impeached... that is pretty impressive. is it that easy to find complete morons to go on a show where you are up against ten year-olds? jesus christ.

and of course they got jeff foxworthy to host it. seems fitting, as his answer to "are you smarter than a 5th grader" probably consists of "no" and some random crappy redneck joke. we get it jeff, you're trailer trash.

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the people at nintendo need to come out with some better games for the wii virtual console. i'm talkin' battletoads, marble madness, and mendel palace. aw hell, throw in kid chameleon just for nick.

anyone have a wii? that is some fun stuff right there.

who the hell made toejam and earl? that game fucking blows.

that's all for now.

currently listening to: thriller by fall out boy

cheers,
sank

1 Comments.

Erm.... who was the first president to be impeached? Nixon? I don't know president stuff. :P
» randomjunk on 2007-02-27 11:31:37

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