warning: do not see the new movie "ghost rider" starring nicholas cage and eva mendez.

well, i guess you can go see it, if you want to sit through two hours of complete bullshit followed by some credits.

i know what you're thinking; the previews made this movie not look so bad, but believe me when i say that the writing was terrible and the storyline was subpar.

the entire movie takes place in some random hick town where a motorcyclist pair of father and son are a hit at some circus conventi...

...

oh, i'm sorry. i almost fell asleep typing the beginning of the plotline. yeah, it's that bad. in fact, i'm not going to describe any more of the specifics of the story, because it's a complete waste of my and your time. i guess i can sum up the movie in

1. guy sells soul to satan.
2. guy "fights" demons.
3. roll credits.

oh, and by "fight", i meant that the ghost rider spent two seconds of confrontation with some random unexplained elemental monster.

you know what? i'm getting bored trying to talk about this movie. in fact, go see it for yourself. if you like it, well, then i just don't think there's an explanation that would justify your enjoyment.

...with movies at such high prices, i expect fucking masterpieces, not masterpieces of shit. i could've coughed up something more entertaining.

come on, nicholas cage. you're supposed to be that one actor who is always in awesome movies. please, for future decisions in films, read the scripts before you sign the contracts. christ.

currently listening to: miserlou by dick dale

cheers,
sank

Thanks for the warning, though I had no interest in it anyway. :P

Where HAVE you been? The anime people are taking over the site!
» randomjunk on 2007-02-19 12:00:57

ha
the movie wasn't that bad at all...certainly not one of nicholas cage's better roles...but i thought it was pretty damn funny...if you want to talk about a bad movie...why not critique something that actually blew...like fear and loathing in las vegas....
» Rip-Tide-Prophecy on 2007-02-19 12:18:33

i'm glad you were there with me, so i didnt have to suffer alone. next time we should just trust our gut and split off and see the more awesome movie.
» nickalinkos on 2007-02-19 12:20:03

I am still pretty sure that nickalinkos is the reason you're not around here very often hahaha I am still debating seeing Ghost Rider in the theater due to the astronomical cost..especially when getting snacks. I mean we love the popcorn and all and seeing a movie so the snacks really don't factor in. And we love going to see a movie in the theater. But as to whether or not that's one of the movies we want to see....the jury is still deliberating on that one. But I'll see it on DVD or cable atleast. But we did see Bridge To Terabithia and Norbit today...loved 'em both!
» etheracide on 2007-02-19 12:50:04

scott why would you ever see that movie. the previews looked so bad!! ew, i think you should have bitched till you got your money back for that one.
» GooseGirl on 2007-02-19 04:37:41

I hear what you're saying, man... but Eva Mendez is soooo gonna' be my babymomma'
» Dilated on 2007-02-19 04:55:51

Sankbot!
Good thing I wasn't interested anyway. I AM interested in Breach, though...hmm.
Yes, I want masterpieces! We should stage a protest! Rallies across the country! For over 10 bucks, I want my money's worth!
» Silver-dot- on 2007-02-19 09:14:22

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