i admit i wasn't in the best of moods today. worse of all, my boss had to send me out on delivery with the driver, uncle P.

He's a middle age man, or is he a senior? but i think he's in his 50s..

I have nothing against old people and trust me, I treat them with respect. I have never flared at uncle P neither, but i can swear you can hear the volcano on my head erupting and the lava about to gush out. *SPLAT!* yes... i can almost picture that scene...

uncle p : we are going to central right?
me: yes, go central then go to location B
uncle p : u know which way to go right?
me: huh? no, not really, i dont drive. but roughly i know where it is.
uncle p : oh. i know where it is. i went before (then why did u ask me?)

upon reaching destination,

uncle p : this building, central
me: yes, this one
uncle p : this building.. yeah, this building (then repeats 3X)
uncle p : where is the car park??
me: erm.... (i said before...i dont drive) so i have no idea. sorry
uncle p : where is the carpark? (repeats 3x)
me: ......

other famous questions by uncle p

1) wow! you bring flowers to put in the vase, use sissors cut ah??

>> aburthen.. uncle p... if i dont use a pair of sissors to cut the flower, what else would I be using?

2) you like to listen to chinese songs? youngsters like you will like this kind of music.. you go disco? go hot ah?

>>OMFG... it was like centuries ago that i heard people using that phrase "go HOT ah?" For those of you that might not know, go HOT, is like a local crude lingo for going to nightclubs and discos and enjoy, dance, get drunk and whatever.. and no, uncle P, i dont go HOT anymore.. do you even know how old i am?

3) are you singaporean? chinese arh? can speak chinese?(repeat 3x)

>>yes, true blue singaporean who eats chilli with everything and who bothers to Q up for donuts. (and uncle P thought i was thai....)


4) points to some random pinkish flowers by the roadside and asks, these flowers are what? what name?

>> erm.. uncle P, i might work at a florist but it doesnt mean i know the names of all the flowers, esp not those by the roadside, thank you very much.


i know i'm being bad... but i still respect him as an elder and I didnt answer him back.. but..... STOP those silly questions pleaseeeeeeeeee! its driving me nuts!!