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Memores acti prudentes futuri


You're unsure if I am a loose end or a strand
that waits for you to mend or understand
A few words
"When we describe the Moon as dead, we are describing the deadness in ourselves. When we find space so hideously void, we are describing our own unbearable emptiness."
~ D.H. Lawrence

"Is the meaning of life defined by its duration? Or does life have a purpose so large that it doesn't have to be prolonged at any cost to preserve its meaning?"

"Living is not good, but living well. The wise man, therefore, lives as well as he should, not as long as he can... He will always think of life in terms of quality not quantity... Dying early or late is of no relevance, dying well or ill is... even if it is true that while there is life there is hope, life is not to be bought at any cost."
~ Seneca

"People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. Those people are looking at life the wrong way. I mean, things don't need to last forever to be perfect."
~ Daydream Nation

"All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop. She's realized the real problem with stories-- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death."
~ The Sandman: Preludes & Nocturnes

"The road now stretched across open country, and it occurred to me - not by way of protest, not as a symbol, or anything like that, but merely as a novel experience - that since I had disregarded all laws of humanity, I might as well disregard the rules of traffic. So I crossed to the left side of the highway and checked the feeling, and the feeling was good. It was a pleasant diaphragmal melting, with elements of diffused tactility, all this enhanced by the thought that nothing could be nearer to the elimination of basic physical laws than deliberately driving on the wrong site of the road."
~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita

"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend."
~ William Blake
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Lover's quarrel
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Alice: It's alright. I know you're embarrassed because I'm so awesome.
Me: So embarrassed that all my future children came a-tumblin' out in a wave of unborn fetuses.
Alice: EWWWW THAT'S DISGUSTING. :( I do not approve.
Me: Yeah well maybe you shouldn't embarrass me so much I have a massive auto-abortion.
Alice: I can't help it. I don't control your emotions.
Me: Or my spontaneous abortions?
Alice: Exactly. It's not my beeswax.
Me: WELL then.
Alice: Sorry babe. Don't be mad.
Me: Too late! >:0
Alice: Ugh you're such a girl! :(
Me: IT'S THE OVARIES, ISN'T IT? ISN'T IT!?!!?
Alice: Perhaps it is. Why should I tell you? >:(
Me: There's someone else, isn't there! Can't you think of anyone but yourself?! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?
Alice: What children?? You killed them ALL, woman!!
Me: I didn't kill the already born ones!
Alice: What? You never told be about no children!
Me: THEY'RE ALL YOURSSSSSS
Alice: Impossible! How can this be?? This is madness...
Me: IT'S ALL TRUEEEEE
Alice: Don't lie to me woman. Who's the father?? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN CHEATING!
Me: IT'S YOUUUUU
Alice: Stop. Just stop. Tell me when this happened??????
Me: That night at the party!
Alice: I don't remember anything.
Me: Must have been all the DRUGS you were doing! You are a horrible parent!
Alice: You were doing drugs when you were preggz. That makes you worse. Besides, i can up and leave whener i want gurl.
Me: You forcefed me those drugs!
Alice: I would do no such thing. What kind of man do you think i am?
Me: A terrible druggie man who causes women to have spur-of-the-moment abortions.
Alice: Like i said, i had no control over that. Its all your fault. Thats right, im ablamin ya.
Me: I'm leaving you! This marriage is a sham!
Alice: I don't even remember when we got married. Besides you can't leave me if I leave you first. I don't need you! I has a horse, two cats, and a dog named Sparta. Keep yo children woman.
Me: YOU NEVER LOVED MEEEEEE
Alice: I didn't say that. But I see that now you're trying to frame me as the bad guy. After all I've done for you. THOSE DRUGS WEREN'T CHEAP YA KNOW?
Me: I WAS EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANTTTTTT
Alice: What?? You said it happened at the party! Spit out the truth! I wanna hear it now! Do it before I gotta beat it outta you.
Me: No I mean when you forcefed me drugs I was super pregnant. D':
Alice: How was I supposed to know?
Me: By looking. D:
Alice: I was heavily under the influence. :(
Me: I know. D:
Alice: I take no responsibility.
Me: You wouldn't. >:0
Alice: Watch me. >:D
Me: Hmph!
Alice: Whatchu gonna do about it?
Me: Gonna take a nap 'cause I'm tired, that's what!
Alice: Fine. Ignore me. I don't need you. I have my drugs.
Me: Toodles, drugster.
Alice: Hasta la vista babe.


Alice: Hey you awake yet muffin ho?
Me: Nevahhh
Alice: I know you're up woman. Go make me some food. D:
Me: We are out of food. The wave of fetuses ruined it all.
Alice: My god! Is there anything you don't ruin. Find I'll go buy Chipotle or something.
Me: You do that! D:
Alice: I will! Where did you put all those dead fetuses anyway?
Me: It was a wave, and it washed away to who knows where.
Alice: Ew. You are just adding to the pollution. Be responsible and clean up your own mess.
Me: But I know not where it went!
Alice: Then track it down! You have kids to help you.
Me: I'm not going anywhere near that thing.
Alice: That thing? Or things?
Me: The wave.
Alice: Oh. Ew. :( woman.
Me: Yes.
4 Comments.


LOL.
» peanutmelon on 2010-12-08 08:37:09

When she told you "This is madness..." you should have let her know that is is actually SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Just saying.

SO CUUTE. :P
» Unicornasaurus on 2010-12-08 10:17:11

I'm glad you left. You don't need that kind of abuse.

And also, Alice is a girls name
» Praetorian on 2010-12-09 11:58:18

FETUSES
» invisible on 2010-12-09 12:03:28

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