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For all of those who missed it, yesterday The Society for the Destruction of the Pacific Ocean staged a protest on the 3rd Street Promenade with beautiful signs, impassioned speeches, divinely inspired chants and of course Godly proselytizing.



After Michael Berlin got four of us into Westwood he had to go back to get another, but there was no space in his automobile so Ryan and I made way with two signs and the 720 bus. When we got to the intersection of 3rd street and Santa Monica Blvd. we were joined by a few others. I admit it was a slow start but once Emmett joined us the protest started rolling. Finally Jimmy and Paul came to our aid with two great posters as well. Soon after, Michael finally got a parking space and joined in on the soothsaying. As you can see in the video the protest soon got into full swing.

The one story that still has to be told is the story of the angry shop owner who made us cross the street. “You’re driving away customers” she’d blather out of her commie-fascist-ocean-loving-devil-tongue. So we crossed the street for her and for a while we thought that solved the problem. She even came over to take a picture with all of us in what seemed to be an act of hospitality. But every slime ball ocean lover is a good liar—it was all a plan to get us close together so some kid who works at the Swatch shop could dump a bucket of water on us. We almost got him arrested for battery. Damn bastard.

Nevertheless it was a wonderful success and when it happens again be sure to get all your friends to fight for truth and justice against that evil body of water that sits off of our coastline doing nothing for nobody.

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