A Professor was explaining marketing
concepts to the Students:-


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: I
am very rich. Marry me! - That's
Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One of your friends goes up to
her and pointing at you says:
He's very rich. Marry him. - That's
Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me. - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous
girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to
her and pour her a drink, you open
the door (of the car) for her, pick up
her bag after she drops it,
offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry
me? - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous
girl. She walks up to you and
says: You are very rich! Can you marry
me? - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: I
am very rich. Marry me! She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. -
That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: I
am very rich. Marry me! And she
introduces you to her husband. -
That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come
and tell her: I'm rich. Will you
marry me? and she goes with him -
That's competition eating into your
market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before
you say: I'm rich, Marry me! Your wife
arrives. - That's restriction
for entering new markets

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the best example i got about marketing.
» renaye on 2007-06-28 11:14:08

haha thats funny
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» DragonGirl on 2007-06-29 10:09:17

nice.
» Someones_Muse on 2007-07-01 09:30:06

♥
*Giggle*

Hahaha, totally funny.
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