1) Take a packet of any flavor kool-aid powder. Doesn't matter which.
2) Mix it with the suggested amount of water PLUS about 2 gallons, or until it tastes like sugar water.
3) Add enough calories to make someone go insane.
4) Pour into bottles of a corresponding color.
5) Sell for $3.00 a bottle.

Exaggeration? Almost. The only good thing I can see about Vitamin Water is that they USED to play awesome commercials in my area.

I love vitamin water.
but youre right.
theyre way expensive and have way too many calories.
Like it doesn't look bad until you realize that one bottle is 2.5 servings and then youre like "oh. crap."
» D0WNB34T on 2008-05-05 06:28:25

I remember when vitamin water was new and upcoming, and definitely cost close to two dollars a bottle. Then they sold out to coke, and I don't really drink it anymore. It is only a dollar in most places now, though, so it's not as pricey as it used to be.

It was so much better when it wasn't owned by coke.
» ikimashokie on 2008-05-05 07:00:19

Hm, I think I've drunk Vitamin Water once or twice. Not so great, but it doesn't taste like Kool-Aid, exactly.
» randomjunk on 2008-05-05 07:54:46

You do realize that you have the same-ish post twice?

The guy, I'm sure I've posted about him before, at least once, the last time or two or three or four maybe five I have had a test or quiz.
» ikimashokie on 2008-05-05 08:26:37

I guess I haven't. He goes *eh* eh* ... *eh* all the time during tests and quizzes. It's totally distracting, and he has done it ALL semester.
» ikimashokie on 2008-05-05 08:33:12

But what about the vitamins?
» bluetopaz on 2008-05-05 08:46:01

How knowledgable of you. Thanks for the business idea.
» dave on 2008-05-06 02:50:19

But the sugar's the best part of Kool-Aid! D:
» Unicornasaurus on 2008-05-07 11:11:51

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