God, if only I had the stones to tell the telemarketers and such that "Mr...Stephen Hopper" is DEAD AND BURIED, and you can shove it up your ASS!

*steams*

So much is happening to me. Or, not happening, more likely. There's a lot to say, but I'm going to go on a hiatus of sorts. I'll keep up in my school journal.

I really, really hate the revelations I've been getting recently. So I'm going to sort them out. There are a few addictions I need to beat senseless.

There's a story I'm working on. Short. Some of it is for the benefit of the Literary Magazine at my school.

It's mostly for me.

Good luck
Until then....
» The-Muffin-Man on 2008-01-14 07:03:38

I kinda want a telemarketer to call just so I can freak them out.

"Hello sir or madam, I'm calling you about this amazing offer..."
"Yeah that's great. *Pretending to shout at another person* JUST CUT THE BODY UP AND BURY IT UNDER THE HOUSE!"
"Er... I'm sorry, are you busy? I can... call back at another time..."
"Oh no, it's no trouble I SAID CUT IT UP! CUT IT UP! DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A CHAINSAW AND SHOW YOU?!"
*Person hangs up*
» randomjunk on 2008-01-14 09:18:09

Lit mags are great. What year are you in HS?
» Dilated on 2008-01-16 12:14:11

yea freakin out telemarketers can be lots of fun...

good luck with that story!
» CPKviperpheonix on 2008-01-16 09:08:41

I've told several telemarketers that I'm dead.

But then I kind of feel bad about it. For a minute.

Initially though, I'm pissed that they call for me at my parents house all the time.

"Is Emily... Mc-um..."

"She's dead."

"Oh. Sorry!"
-click-
» Chloefoxx on 2008-01-17 10:42:39

It truly is.

But it works. Well.
» Chloefoxx on 2008-01-21 04:39:28

And you're sending the short story to me when you're done, right?! :D
» Unicornasaurus on 2008-01-22 12:46:38

Those horrible telemarketers >:/!
So sorry to hear about your turtle ;-;! Who would do such a thing?

You should rick roll them telemarketers. >:o!
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