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Man Handled!
Thursday. 9.13.07 10:00 pm
You'd never believe what my hand touches, or gropes, during practice. The simple fact is, that when you have 31 people swimming at the same time in 5 lanes, then there's going to be contact. During this season only, my hand has found:
Butts
Crotches
Faces
Hands
More than its fair share of boobies
And, of course, the lane line itself, which isn't nearly as forgiving as the aforementioned body parts. I've collected lots of bruises and weird looks doing the backstroke.

I'm about to break my train of thought because my brother wants to get on myspace. He's ignorant like that. I'll be right back with you in a few minutes, I hope. Save your comments, I'll probably re-post this. Heh.

OK! Back. And I can't bring myself to delete comments, so...I'll just edit this. Meh.

Well, since I was talking about swimming, this might be a good moment to record that I got a consideration time for the State Meet on Tuesday. Not that the meet is on Tuesday, but I made the time swimming in a meet LAST Tuesday. Thanks anyway.

There are two times for each event that one aims for. The state time and the consideration time. If you make the state time, then you automatically go to the state meet with your team for that even. If you make the consideration time, then you become filler if there's enough room after all the other, faster people go. So, there's a chance that my swim season just got two weeks longer. I swam JUST 25.something seconds in the 50y Freestyle, which is pretty rocking for me. The automatic cut time is just over 24 seconds. So I need to practice more if I want to beat that.

Also, I saw a nice amount of my out-of-school friends at the meet today. We hanged out. If that's grammatically correct. Oh, and we beat them, too.

Sean just heartily surprised me. He said that he'd just done something that he bet I'd never heard of before. He was stark naked when he told me this, but I was confident that he couldn't have done something THAT bad.

I refuse to say what he did, except that it had to do with a trumpet. And I've NEVER heard of it before. *scarred for life*

Oh, and while I'm at it, here's to Dilated!

i'm creepy

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Good night, gents.

You too, ladies.
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swimming pools are mysterious things.
» Chloefoxx on 2007-09-13 10:14:51

One of the reasons why I don't like crowded pools haha. :P
» randomjunk on 2007-09-13 10:24:07

ME TOO but I didn't want to say it.
» randomjunk on 2007-09-13 10:54:05

That may be the coolest video ever.

I love it.

Good luck at the swim meet
» Dilated on 2007-09-13 11:03:38

Ugh
You said trumpet and I suddenly became very thankful you didn't mention what he actually did.

Wow, only a second off from the auto-qual time? It seems so little just saying a second, but actually clearing it is a whole nother story.

I like how you devoted the creepy song to Dilated lol.
» The-Muffin-Man on 2007-09-14 02:42:37

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