I was ambushed yesterday. It was during lunch after church, and our mom had just made us a delicious lunch of leftover mac+cheese and some steak, yum! Afterwards, I felt weird, so I went to the bathroom.

After scarring the poor toilet for life, I went to lay down for a few minutes. When I woke up, I was in a white room. Nothing on the walls except blazing white-ness. The floor is bare, but also white. I'm tied to a chair that's bolted to the floor. My head is somehow completely immobilized, so I can't look around to see the rest of my surroundings. Suddenly, my mom appears, and I try to scream through my gag.


She cut my hair.

On a lighter note, I now have a Razr phone, silver, very nice, with V-cast. I love it, and have spent my first school day back collecting girls' numbers. I leave you to decide whether my story is true or not.

my boyfriend loves his razr phone. It's a shame when I upgraded, I didn't get it and I got some stupid ass crap phone that doesn't work half the time :(
» lazypuppy on 2006-11-27 11:16:23

Nice bowl cut. Your mother has such great taste! ^-^
» Silver-dot- on 2006-11-27 11:17:30

you look so scared. nice story. that is hilarious! was your bro in the chair beside you??? Oh and that windows thing is too freaky!
» pheebes4life on 2006-11-27 11:24:03

for someone your age you sure have a way with words. lol. thank you, once again, for making me smile. seriously. :)
» pheebes4life on 2006-11-27 11:35:02

I like my razr; I'm surprised it hasn't broken, due to the fact that I have a tendency of dropping it. :) I would like to get an upgrade, but I'm not able to get one for another year. Oh well, as long as my razr doesn't let me down, I can wait.
» LostSoul13 on 2006-11-27 11:35:05

lol. i know. you are so right.....but i don't want to be an idiot. lol. i want to be a good person, that makes a good difference in the world, and have the means to actually help those in need.
» pheebes4life on 2006-11-27 11:41:21

I'm sorry, I have judged your story false :)
But on a brighter note, Razrs are awesome. I didn't get Vcast though, I don't think I'd use it enough for it to be worth it.

Dude haircuts are awesome. It's because of my madre that I don't have to go to those crazy professional people, who put a whole bunch of stuff in my hair and then charge extra money for making it look cool. Despite the fact that when I wash it that night it will all disappear.

I'll stop rambling now...

» The-Muffin-Man on 2006-11-28 12:42:34

Meep.
Well, parts of it were true. I doubt she gagged you, but she did obviously cut your hair. lol.

I forgot to show you, I took this on Sunday I think: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43721222/

» bilingual on 2006-11-28 07:02:49

It doesn't look THAT bad. Least it's not a buzzcut. :P
» randomjunk on 2006-11-28 09:50:02

you are so right. i did finally come clean last night bout what was bothering me. it turned out well.
» pheebes4life on 2006-11-28 07:33:55

Well, STDs, AIDS......
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