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Copied from my sis blog whu copied from someone's blog:
Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles’ Mother: “Not say I say what, Tommy, but they’re sculpting a statue of you, so can you please stand properly and not look like such a ya ya papaya?”

Sang Nila Utama’s Mother: “You saw a lion? Sayang, how many times must I tell you, go out that time, must wear your glasses.”

Admiral Cheng Ho’s Mother: “Neh’mine! go on cruise, never invite your mother. Even postcard also never send. Neh’mine!”

American Idol Judge Simon Cowell’s Mother: “Say some more! You say some more, I wash your mouth out with belacan, then you tzai si!”

Michelangelo's Mother: "Mikey, you got any idea how hard it is to get paint off the ceiling? I buy you all those drawing block for what?!"

Batman's Mother: "Ah Bruce, why must you be so show-off? What’s wrong with a nice, simple Toyota?"

Humpty Dumpty’s Mother: “Kay kiang, go and sit on the wall again, lah! Not say I never tell you right? Or-bi-good!”

Albert Einstein’s Mother: “How can you go out with your hair like that? People say you so clever, but use gel also donno!”

Thomas Edison’s Mother: “Yes, yes, yes! you invented the lightbulb. Very smart. Now faster off it and go to sleep, can?”

Winnie the Pooh’s Mother: “Winnie! can you please put on some pants! Otherwise our neighbours see you like that, I sure kena tekan for child abuse!”

My mum: "Go ahead, you two fight some more lah. Then the one who is still alive, come and look for me. I’ll kill you.”