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le_battement
Age. 37
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. White stuff
Location Sunnyside, NY
School. Rutgers Univ
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Ninjas vs. Pirates vs. Robots
Halloween, Night
Since ages long forgotten, there has been one question that has plagued all of humanity all-encompassingly. Who would win in an all-out battle? Ninjas, Pirates, or Robots? We will consider this question deductively.

Pirates
-Ruthless and brutal
-Wear eye patches
-Fight with swords, fists, and muskets
-Represented by wicked skull and bones
-Sing manly seaman songs
-Masters at operating ships
-Launch cannonballs
-Can rough it out on the sea
-Have no fear whatsoever
-Say "Arrrrrrrrrrgghh"
-Have sturdy peg legs
-Work together in unity with fellow pirates
-Reknown throughout history as badass
-Can be smelled before seen [adds to terror]
-Strong and hairy like real men
-Drink all day long and kick some sober ass
-Collectively self-sufficient
-Make traitors walk a wooden plank
-Don't bother hiding, ever
-Totally manly
Ninjas
-Lack any personality
-Wear headbands
-Fight skillfully with any object
-Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
-Live in your house secretly for days
-Can remove their shadow if needed
-Hurl shurikens
-Go anywhere they want instantly
-Catch bullets in their teeth
-Kill themselves if they make a noise
-Can run 100 miles on their hands
-Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2
-Have cool words like Sepulku
-Are masters of disguise
-Can hover for hours
-Flip out and kill everything
-Are completely self-sufficient
-Split planks vertically with their nose
-Can hide in incense smoke
-In touch with their feminine side
Robots
-Lack emotions/remorse
-Made of metal
-Capable of 2 million computations per second
-Make loads of beeping noises and buzzes
-Can't feel pain
-Use interchangeable parts
-Have laser eyes
-Immune to hypnosis
-Have super strength
-Mass produced on assembly lines
-Never fatigue
-Rechargeable
-Can say "I am Iron Man" and be taken seriously
-Never get hungry
-Can be programmed to do anything
-Have thermal sensors
-Can keep Cold Ones cold in their stomachs
-Have jetpacks
-Can play CDs in their D: drive
-Neither manly nor feminine


I'm too lazy to finish this tonight so I'll conclude this with a final result sometime this week.
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dave
35 Comments.


I would definitely have to support the pirates first. Although, if it was teenage mutant ninja turtles instead of just regular ninjas, then they would win. I mean who can beat turtles mutated by ooze and mentored by a giant rat named Splinter. Now that is the shit!
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-11-01 01:16:03


id go for the robots, they can pretty much do anything, except now and then theyd have to recharge, but hey they can shoot lasers out of their eyes and have jetpacks, theyre totally unbeatable.
» aznDOLLface on 2004-11-02 10:22:40


Well their metal can probably be cut through with a sharp Japanese blade, any they would be completely decimated by a cannonball.
» le_battement on 2004-11-02 01:29:45

hi
I definitely just want the PPS.
» flanger001 on 2004-11-02 02:21:16

guess what?!?!?!
You're not a comment whore. Nope. That's a mean phrase to say. Because . . . I want PPS . . . yeah. =x I'd say ninja's would win because they're cool like that. While the robots and pirates are still charging, ninja's could be hiding and strike unexpectedly. yes. that's what i believe.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-11-02 02:21:43


Yeah, ninjas always do that; they hide like sissies because they aren't man enough for a head-on battle. Pirates wil rush right out there because they're drunk as hell and can't feel pain, and they would so totally decimate and be manly while doing it.
» le_battement on 2004-11-02 02:38:38


um...ok i change my mind, i think the pirates and the ninjas will be the last to battle it out, and then the pirates would blow up the ninjas with their cannonballs..so yeah, can i do that, change my opinion? oh well, i did it anyway
» aznDOLLface on 2004-11-02 04:02:14


ninjas.. er.. it depends really o.0;; do they have special people behind their forces -.- *Luffy for pirates and such* xD
» krispeh on 2004-11-02 04:25:26


ninjas pwn0rs
» jamie on 2004-11-02 05:39:55


i know this was the topic of your last post, but i just realized that i have two spams on one of my posts that are relatively new, but the post is old. haha, i don't know why you would be interested but... hey, i decided to tell you anyway.
» Chloefoxx on 2004-11-02 10:42:55


Yep, that is the same type of spam I got.
» le_battement on 2004-11-03 05:20:19


yeah, i found a ton more. i guess i'll just limit posting to members only. bummer.
» Chloefoxx on 2004-11-03 02:47:35

Robots
well it depends on what they are made of i guess but its the robots that have the huge laser cannons and such which will easily defend even the best ninga or pirate
» monkeymeister on 2004-11-04 10:13:48


but ninjas can fly
» jamie on 2004-11-05 12:08:27


Everybody can fly, big deal.
» le_battement on 2004-11-05 08:26:08

nice
holy crap your site is awesome. and thanks a lot for the comment. im so bored especially that i dont have any we designing skills to show off to ppl. hehe yeah i demand that you teach me how to make my site as good as yours. heheh shaing is caring..=P
» placeb0 on 2004-11-06 08:08:17


heeello.
» Cher_lyn on 2004-11-09 06:18:31


Wth, im` not fucking gay
» insert_username on 2004-11-13 07:01:03

whoa. did yoo make all that by yourself? xoxo, Sha~Sha

» Sha_Sha on 2004-11-13 10:20:21


"in touch with their feminine side"

"Can Play CD's in their D: drive"

LOlol. Syd= teh sex
» redintersectsme on 2004-11-13 08:54:29

lil cactus
EXACTLY. my friend knows how to compile backgrounds and layouts and stuff or something so maybe i'll ask him if he could do that for the lil cactus layout... the "if life were a piece of cake you would be dead by now" was getting a little annoying. ad i used to be obsessed getting lil cactus to write in that damned diary. i tried to get all of the diary writings, but i couldn't. i got about 30 of them...i think then quit and continued playing the game. t'was interesting
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-11-15 06:51:42


If you get them all there is a special event. I never got to it either because there is one you need to do right away and I missed the opportunity.
» le_battement on 2004-11-15 09:16:51


ooo is that the bud one...i don't know i missed a lot of them. i used to be obsessed with trying to beat all those events but there are too much.

your pixel person is still up...isn't it supposed to be up for two months...whatever.hmmm i wonder. what if you buy all of the secret pages. is it possible? i mean . . . . there's no laws against buying something more than twice. i don't know. it's random. good day
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-11-21 11:34:04


"At least two months."
» le_battement on 2004-11-21 09:06:27


you kids are actually paying attention to how long it's up for? haha, i forgot about it until just now, really.
» jamie on 2004-11-23 12:29:59

you know what time it is?
time for a new entry.
» jamie on 2004-12-19 09:30:36

and I'm going to say
Merry Christmas!

because I can...

Can keep Cold Ones cold in their stomachs
lol

I think either the ninjas or the robots would win.
The robots because heck, they're virtually indestructable. until you get to their programming.
Ninjas because they're fast and leathally cunning. They'd be movin' so fast, the drunken pirates and heavy machines wouldn't be able to keep up with 'em.

I say ninjas. Especially if there's a lot of them.
Except for some freakish chance the robots or pirates catch 'em off guard... which is impossible, I'd say.
» invisible on 2004-12-21 06:01:44


I knew that you would say ninjas, since youre an anime freak and all. Firstly, ninjas wouldn't travel in large numbers, since they always work alone. Secondly, ninjas are pansies for sneaking around and not fighting head on. Thirdly, pirates win.
» le_battement on 2004-12-22 05:34:08


you need to make another entry now. if you don't i'll keep commenting about useless things everyday. yes. that's not really a threat but whatever. i was told today that i seemed out of it. i really feel like it. i just can't concentrate on one thing for more than half an hour...otherwise i get frustrated easily
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-12-22 02:20:52


i forgot to keep commenting. Tomorrow is friday. that mneans that my winter break sucks because it's too short. Grr. I'm gonna sleep. But my winter break WAS short....my first day was friday of last week. sad, eh? i see a wall.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-12-30 09:45:09

Happy New Next Year!
and I am not an anime freak. I've never even read/looked at/own any/didwhateverwith anime...
psh. ninjas would whip YOU.
» invisible on 2004-12-31 12:58:31


I thought you read those shitty anime-style comics on t3h intarweb. My break was short too, Aji. Started Friday as well. Back to school tomorrow.. damn.
» le_battement on 2005-01-02 02:42:52


I think robots would win.. If they cant feel pain, and they can always charge up if needed, should they beat all the others?
» __emosexualx on 2005-01-04 10:37:35

aww that was a nice comment. Thank yoohzs =). You're ohso kind. ((:
» Sha_Sha on 2005-02-19 02:15:50

NINJAS
What my ninjas. dhis an AZN holla. DUH ninjas will kick asses through out that fight. cuz theyll be teleportin up robots and pirates asses wit their sharp ass kitana swords and and when there done they sautomize them with ninja stars as their mark of pain and agony. hahahah yeah i know you like that. AZNS rule ninja. peace out and all you hot azn chickys holla at me.
» To3drifter on 2005-02-27 06:08:57

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