Okay, no...it's just an article about Crap...actually, the 8 Shittiest Jobs of All Time (literally)...

http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/08/20/the-8-crappiest-jobs-of-all-time-literally/

Click the link...here's a teaser...

#8. Arming Squire

Job Description: The Arming Squire was a knight�s caddy, personal assistant, and bitch all rolled into one. They�d haul his gear, clean his equipment, clap his coconut halves together, and jot down important dates like the next scheduled battle with the Saxon Hordes.

So Where Does the Poop/Pee Come in? One of the Arming Squire�s main duties (pun definitely intended) was to clean the knight�s armor after a battle. Aside from the expected sweat, blood, and stubborn grass stains, this included scooping out and rubbing down the inside of the suit, which, if it had been a particularly long or frightening battle, or if your knight ate bad Mexican food the night before or was a huge dick, often contained a special �overtime bonus.� Knights it seems, like astronauts, have more important things to do than locate a toilet when their pants are literally right there.

I LOVE THIS WEBSITE...I've laughed my ass off for days. This was one of the more amusing articles I read, and I actually learned something in the process (which is a win-win situation).

Anyway...today was not amusing. We mowed the lawn, weed-whacked the weeds, and ate some meatloaf (which, to some, could amount to some of the crap above). Labor Day was basically spent...laboring??

It's back to the grind tomorrow. I'm going to be working, and possibly working late, and doing some more working all before a group of Brian's friends come over so we can play Rock Band into the wee hours of the morning and I can go full throttle into Wednesday on 3 or 4 hours of sleep...WOO

Wow, that article is awesome, haha.
» randomjunk on 2008-09-01 11:02:36

haha, nice. very nice
» LostSoul13 on 2008-09-02 12:35:00

hahaha, I just read about Greg's bloody nose and your pants falling down. That's really hilarious but also sucks. Good thing you weren't at the mall or something. And that totally sucks about your battery and car and all that. Well, they always say that bad things happen in threes, so I'd say that you're out of the woods.
» Zanzibar on 2008-09-02 01:35:27

LOL! That is one hilarious one!

I guess most of use spend holidays laboring because we can't get those done every other non-holiday days because work gets the best of us.
» Nuttz on 2008-09-02 10:24:25

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